“Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty; they merely aspire to escape it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.” — Matthew Inman Copy Share Image
“This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.” — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“What could she have done? She was a heroine, and with that came certain obligations.” — Emily C.A. Snyder Copy Share Image
“Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sometimes he was weird, sometimes he was Captain Douchebag, but he was always my best friend.” — Sharon Sant Copy Share Image
“There you go, lads, definitive proof that it isn’t who you know that matters, but who you know they’ve been shagging.” — Anthony Riches Copy Share Image
“More congenial to me than dictators Are rickshaw-runners. If they break my neck It will be by accident, Not as a matter… — William Kean Seymour Copy Share Image
“Your brother was a terrible traitor, I know, but if we start killing men at weddings they’ll be even more frightened of… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
Of course Overlord did not fail. How could it? With some many fine young men and women from all corners of the… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
There is the fence of humour that makes light of any personal inquiry or tells a joke to deflect an intimate connection. — Kemmy Nola Http://wwwamoreloveforlifecom Copy Share Image
“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“Thou shalt believe in Milton, Dryden, Pope; Thou shalt not set up Wordsworth, Coleridge, Southey; Because the first is crazed beyond all… — George Gordon Byron Copy Share Image
“Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren't much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than… — Leonie Swann Copy Share Image
“When statistics come in saying that only 29 percent of American women would describe themselves as feminist - and only 42 percent… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
When you find an unwillingness to rise early in the morning, make this short speech to yourself: I am getting up now… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
“You're Ma's own blood son, but did she take on that time Tony Fontaine shot you in the leg? No, she just… — Margaret Mitchell Copy Share Image
Confusions in life: Why is the word ABBREVIATION too long? If a TURTLE loses his shell, is it Naked or Homeless? If… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
It was not possible for us to produce the same optimism and the same kind of humour or irony. Actually, it was… — Gerhard Richter Copy Share Image
“Men like Carew, he knows, tend to blame him, Cromwell, for Anne’s rise in the world; he facilitated it, he broke the… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“Gemma Davidson,” she answered, her voice as groggy as I felt. “Where are you?” I asked. “Who is this?” “Elvis.” “What time… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Maybe he'll go away if we don't answer," I said, and Jenks rose - sixty feet in a mere second. In another… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“I am the sum of my past experience. Some people have got a lot to answer for.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
“Honestly—who puts a hamburger next to diet tofu curry unless they’re trying to buy your soul?” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“When you exclude anything that is improbable, whatever is left, is not as hilarious.” — Oleg Medvedkov Copy Share Image
“So long as you are in God's hands, He will not throw you away. God cannot drop you for you to be… — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
“The more linear one tries to make the equation of planning , the more complex becomes it's algorithm” — Sailendra Copy Share Image
“I smiled at him, “It’s okay, boys can be dumb.” Alex smirked, “Yeah, and girls can drive you crazy.” — Joanne McClean Copy Share Image
“I said alone!” He nodded in agreement. “Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It’s our way.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“what doesn't kill you isnt soo stupid to come back a second time.” — Chukwuemeka Xander Copy Share Image
“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Aim towards enemy." - instructions on U.S. rocket launcher” — U.S. instruction manual Copy Share Image
“We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There's such a unique humour in Wales that I just love and miss in Los Angeles. — Matthew Rhys Copy Share Image
“He was shaking so badly, we could have used him to make martinis for James Bond.” — Elizabeth George Copy Share Image
“A Helping Paw has been placed as Finalist in the 2019 Foreword INDIES Book of the Year Awards” — Allan Gilmour Copy Share Image
