Humour Quotes · Page 40

“Fashion doesn't make you perfect, but it makes you pretty.”

— Amit Kalantri

I've always been a fun-loving guy, and my films will always have some humour.

— Karthi

“Everybody means by an open mind, a mind which contains their prejudices but not somebody else's.”

— John Oulton Wisdom

Diapers And Politicians Should Be Changed Often Both For The Same Reason. Makes Perfect Sense.

— Pacifiersucker

I dont want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean?

— Martin Lawrence

The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it.

— Robert A. Heinlein

Human humour often consists of pretending to wish something does not really wish.

— Katherine Applegate

My capacity for humour may have come largely from my father - he liked to entertain people, make people laugh.

— Morris Gleitzman

There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.

— Rufus Wainwright

I certainly don't see the humour in my work as something that detracts from its seriousness. It's just a way of making…

— Patricia Piccinini

“Wretched game, cricket, keeping romantic youths out in the sun when they should be indoors, applying balm to the foreheads of feverish…

— Ruskin Bond

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be…

— John Kenneth Galbraith

“Captain Midlands: "I met the real you once." John (Lennon) the Skrull: "You're meeting the real me now." Captain Midlands: "I told…

— Paul Cornell

“I've been thinking,' said Allan. 'What,' said Stalin angrily. 'Why don't you shave off that moustache?' With that the dinner was over,…

— Jonas Jonasson

“Mercy', Finnikin said, grinning from ear to ear. 'We're going to have a bed full of children and I'll have to holler…

— Melina Marchetta

I learnt in South America and in Africa that people who have really big problems in the ghetto always keep a sense…

— Manu Chao

That said, it was pretty awkward and a weird thing to shoot. Some women had a sense of humour about it and…

— Nicole Holofcener

“Tell me about Gang Starr,' said Nishant, in an effort to start a conversation I'd be interested in. 'One MC, one DJ...'…

— Nikesh Shukla

“I think back to those days after the Bastille fell, the Mercure Nationale run from the back of the shop, that little…

— Hilary Mantel

“Maxwell D. Kalist is a receiving teller at a city bank, Orwell and Finch, where he runs an efficient department of twenty…

— Carla H Krueger

“He punched me in the face," Ash said, who understandably did not seem to find the situation humorous at all. "And then…

— Sarah Rees Brennan

“Oh, it’s you,' her head lolled back as she stared up at Owen. Blood was draining in the wrong direction again. He…

— Emma Jackson

Having a sense of humour is really key. You have to have a sense of humour with these things and I've just…

— Daniel Craig

“Everywhere that we looked, were objects & artifacts reminiscent of a bygone age. of war & destruction, of mankind's determination to rule…

— Rob Shepherd

“Should I get you a shovel so you can dig that hole a little deeper?”

— Rick Riordan

“The prerequisite for a banker is Strait As and no talent.”

— Grant McLachlan

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

— Thomas Lansing Masson

“The whole room said, "Admire without touching anything and then get out.”

— Kaje Harper

“Who cared about manners when their whole life was falling apart?”

— H.C. Roberts

I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour.

— Sacha Baron Cohen

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less!

— Anonymous

If you don't have humour, then you may as well nail the coffin lid down now.

— Roger Moore

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who love chocolate, and communists. . .

— Leslie Moak Murray

People who know me know that there's a light-hearted side, humour... But you could easily say I am cheeky.

— Waris Ahluwalia

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

— Joss Whedon

“Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Remember the 11th commandment. Thou shalt not take thyself to damn seriously.”

— Roy Mcconnell

What's happened to humour? We're becoming American. Everyone gets so angry over everything.

— Rupert Everett

“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”

— Greg Curtis

“Sorry, no. I refuse to join an army which practices human sacrifice and has no adequate pension plan.”

— Toby Frost