“I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL . . . BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK . . . . IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS” — Ashish Ranjan Copy Share Image
Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What sort of look are you going for?” Damn, how did he answer this? “Something…normal,” he finally said.” — Toni Blake Copy Share Image
“My dear, I don't care what they do, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad, Jack, had a great sense of humour and had a strong impact on me and my humour. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
“The table was covered with food like roast chicken, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, roast turkey, roast liquorice and, the centrepiece, a roasted… — Elias Zapple Copy Share Image
My humour and my work ethic definitely come from my Scottish side, and I have to say the sense of humour doesn't… — John Barrowman Copy Share Image
“His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
Holy Cow' is our effort in the right direction where with humour we make some pertinent points which we hope will get… — Sanjay Mishra Copy Share Image
“Darling, whose book is this to be?" "Ostensibly yours, my sweet" "I see -- rather like my life since I met you?"… — John Wyndham Copy Share Image
“Need to get to Ruislip by sparrow-fart though', said the squadron leader. 'Think you can do that? Can I come along for… — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
“When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Vanity's contribution to Fiction in general was an abundance of cheap labour and the occasional blockbuster, which was accepted into Fiction with… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
If you have a sense of irony or humour, you're usually cut down, as you're usually distorted or misinterpreted. So it does… — David Blunkett Copy Share Image
“I[John/Four] scratched Bernie Kosar's head. I don't think I could get used to calling him Hadley, but maybe I could get used… — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
“Now wait a second..." Kenneth butted in. "Yeah, we haven't asked you the questions yet," Brandon finished for Kenneth. "Yeah, like what… — Crystal Rose Copy Share Image
A conversation between a boy and a pharmacist. The boy said, 'I need condoms.' The pharmacist replied, 'we sell them in packs… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“1. You left a multipack of Mars Bars on top of your wardrobe. Can I have one? Dad x 2. I had… — Holly Smale Copy Share Image
“101 Reason why its its great to be a woman : Since the advent of feminism, we can publicly ogle male bodies… — Summersdale Publishers Copy Share Image
“In that one, they'd done their darnedest to destroy Riley's Switch. This time, instead of two-by-fours and tire irons, they seemed a… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“But china is seldom thrown from a great height; it is one of the rarest of human actions. You have to find… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden.” — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“So? I know lots of beautiful women. Nova wanted to chase... I merely obliged her by running.” — D.D. Chant Copy Share Image
“its bad enough talking to yourself but worse when you realise you aren't listening” — Tabitca Cope Copy Share Image
“So it's off with the shellsuit and on with the Armanis, Bring out the champagne and the caviar sarnies” — Roger McGough Copy Share Image
“So a half-breed goatsnake, a Yith, and a Ghast walk into a bar.” — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
I consider myself something of a raconteur. I have a rather audacious sense of humour. — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
“If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Call it a personal foible. Some people are scared of spiders. I'm scared of immolation. Also spiders.” — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
![“I[John/Four] scratched Bernie Kosar's head. I don't think I could get used to calling him Hadley, but maybe I could get used to calling Six Maren Elizabeth. "I think you should take on a human name," I say. "If not Maren Elizabeth, then something else. I mean, at least for when we're in front of…” quote by Pittacus Lore](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/f89/pittacus-lore-1736_different-person_i-john-four-scratched-bernie-kosar-s-hea_2065777.jpg)
