“Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers...” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“It's not gambling to play against someone who's no good. It's common sense.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Humour is used in struggle and solving difficult things, and I relish that tradition. — Debra Granik Copy Share Image
“You’re mad, bonkers, completely off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
I've always been a fun-loving guy, and my films will always have some humour. — Karthi Copy Share Image
Diapers And Politicians Should Be Changed Often Both For The Same Reason. Makes Perfect Sense. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“The champagne had been donated by one of Gus's doctors - Gus being the kind of person who inspires doctors to give… — John Green Copy Share Image
“He raised one eyebrow. Infuriatingly. Then he looked me up and down, but not in a meaningful way like Jake used to,… — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“Well…it’s whether you want to face certain death by taking a risk on the other route or almost certain death by scaling… — Adele Rose Copy Share Image
Pops added,you know, they say if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve. And if you do, you never get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I give you full credit for the discovery, I crawl, I grovel, my name is Watson, and you need not say what… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
The worst in life, we are told, is compatible with the best in art. So too the worst in life is compatible… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
“I couldn't remember the cats' names any better than the dogs'. Four of them were named after the Horsemen of the Apocalypse,… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Woss the matter with you?” asked Big Ted, irritably. “Go on. Press ‘D.’ Elvis Presley died in 1976.” I DON’T CARE WHAT… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Cars are good for entrances and exits. And there is something about driving that is quite cliched in a funny way. I… — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
I don't think it's aiming at gags, I think the humour is woven into it. It's part of how the characters operate… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The sentiments and emotions which every literary anatomist… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“All he wanted was enough time to consider all his options without being dragged into his household’s petty squabbles or being nagged… — Sharon Kay Penman Copy Share Image
Humour is but the faint terrestrial echo of the hideous laughter of the blind mad gods that squat leeringly and sardonically in… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
“As the year goes on, certain deputies—and others, high in public life—will appear unshaven, without coat or cravat; or they will jettison… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“The first stone, thrown by Hellgiver, crashed through the roof of a dyer's house close to St Brieuc's church and took off… — Bernard Cornwell Copy Share Image
“Upon my word, sir, your hope is a rather extraordinary one after my declaration. I do assure you that I am not… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Everybody means by an open mind, a mind which contains their prejudices but not somebody else's.” — John Oulton Wisdom Copy Share Image
The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I dont want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean? — Martin Lawrence Copy Share Image
Human humour often consists of pretending to wish something does not really wish. — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
“Now what?” asked Fat Charlie. “Shall we all join hands and contact the living?” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“When it comes to cleverness, I'm afraid that I was limited to alternate tuesdays...” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fancy and humour, early and constantly indulged in, may expect an old age overrun with follies. — Isaac Watts Copy Share Image
“[He]said something that made it impossible to continue working for him.[The exact words were]You're fired.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Last year I was 60 lbs. This year I'm 80 lbs and I grew taller. YES!” — Dreamer Girl Copy Share Image
“When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
I walked about 55 kilometers and was awake for 25 hours. Now I have to think about setting a sleeping record. — Ehsan Ghaem-Maghami Copy Share Image
Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
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