CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Thinking is one of the most important weapons in dealing with problems — Nelson Mandela Copy Share Image
The difference between a socks and a camera is that, A camera take photos and a socks hold 4 toes — Scott Japal Copy Share Image
“I suppose there are some advantages to this place,' he admitted. 'I bet it's fucking raining in Stirling.” — Christopher Brookmyre Copy Share Image
Love and a good sense of humour strengthen the entire body; remember your cells respond to your input. — Barbara Marciniak Copy Share Image
Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said. — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
The only reason Why people going to watch Titanic 3D is Because of The Painting scene… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Rincewind formed a mental picture of some strange entity living in a castle made of teeth. It was the kind of mental… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Maxim 37: There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "reload." -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“I said, 'Don't talk rot, Old Tom Travers." "I am not accustomed to talk rot," he said. "Then, for a beginner," I… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“This shows you that even mistakes are sometimes valuable, so do not be hard on grown-up people if they are wrong sometimes.” — E. Nesbit Copy Share Image
Up to this point White has been following well-known analysis. But now he makes a fatal error: he begins to use his… — Siegbert Tarrasch Copy Share Image
“[joan crawford] slept with every male star at MGM, except lassie. [joan crawford] ha dormito con ogni star maschile della MGM, eccetto… — bette davis Copy Share Image
“Most sane human beings’ chances of being alive in a thousand years’ time are a hundred times higher than their chances of… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“@mink: Well, you’re in luck, if you pick another movie. My hair is clean, I usually eat dinner around eight, and I’m… — Jenn Bennett Copy Share Image
“I showed them a clip from Brokeback Mountain, which I think was done a tremendous disservice when they pitched it as a… — Jeremy Blachman Copy Share Image
“I like ass-watching.” Peabody settled herself in comfortably.“When I see one bigger than mine, it makes me feel good. When I see… — JD Robb Copy Share Image
I've often said the most difficult things I have to say to people through humour. I can very quickly put someone in… — Dawn French Copy Share Image
[on his dwarfism] When I was younger, definitely, I let it get to me. As an adolescent, I was bitter and angry… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
“Queen Bee hates me. I know, as I reach the door, that nothing good waits for me on the other side. When… — John Owen Theobald Copy Share Image
I think as much as I talk about humour being a defence mechanism, I'm also really grateful that I developed it, because… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
“Och, away now, Ruari. You'll be telling us you're not knowing who that woman is next! Man, man, that's an awful affliction.”… — Robertson Tait Copy Share Image
“Why, oh why had he taken up Debbie's offer of a free personal training session, and today of all days? There was… — Mark Dunn Copy Share Image
“It is well known that any drive to reduce paperwork only results in extra paperwork” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Bob loses saving throw vs. shiny with a penalty of -5. Bob takes 2d8 damage to the credit card.” — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
“She was the sort of woman who could suck out free will and self esteem with a look.” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“... he paraphrased his father's favourite saint, Augustine: Lord, make my wife virtuous, but not yet.” — Zin Murphy Copy Share Image
“The great are eternally at the mercy of tiny men. And also, tiny madwomen.” — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
Dear Yahoo, I've Never Heard Anyone Say, 'I Don't Know, Let's Yahoo It!' Sincerely Yours, Google — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“. . . Around the time Solange went mortal combat on Jay-Z . . .” — Eric Jerome Dickey Copy Share Image
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree Copy Share Image
“Sometimes a butterfly flaps its wings and the weather turns out fine.” — Johnny Rich Copy Share Image
The Australian fans are really friendly and personable; the sense of humour is a lot less dry than the English. — Tom Hopper Copy Share Image
“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
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![“[on his dwarfism] When I was younger, definitely, I let it get to me. As an adolescent, I was bitter and angry and I definitely put up these walls. But the older you get, you realize you just have to have a sense of humour. You just know that it's not your problem. It's theirs.” quote by Peter Dinklage](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/183/peter-dinklage-4013_angry_on-his-dwarfism-when-i-was-younger-defin_2509925.jpg)
