“Mother writes that the Americans are perfectly sweet, as are the Rocky Mountains” — Eric Bishop-Potter Copy Share Image
“I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart.” — Saki Copy Share Image
“Tionnax are always boasting that they were once annax.” Heartan, Viddion marah.” — Taylor Grace Copy Share Image
There's a certain kind of humour in Miley Cyrus' writing, and also a depth. — Grace Chatto Copy Share Image
“the great advantage of really contemporary fiction is that one finds oneself mirror on every page” — Peter Ackroyd Copy Share Image
Comedy has a way of dealing with serious issues and finding humour in it. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
“If I let you go are you going to hit me again?” “What do you think?” “Then I’m not going to let… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“It’s an old Camorri tradition for when a bunch of people are planning something stupid,” said Locke. “Actually, we have a lot… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
I am a grown man who is an entertainer with a specific type of humour and if you don't like it, that's… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“Look here, old sport," he broke out surprisingly. "What's your opinion of me, anyhow?" A little overwhelmed, I began the generalized evasions… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“Welcome to Hell, where the living conditions went beyond crowded, the job sucked, and the pay sucked even worse. It was like… — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
“Bouncer, recognizing a well-wisher, got up, and thrust his cold, wet nose under her hand, assuming as he did so the soulful… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“I recall when this place was a good 'n honest community hall with a great sense of place and pride but now… — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
All I've ever tried to do is get the best out of people and to bring a bit of humour into it.… — Andrew Lloyd Webber Copy Share Image
“There is indeed a great deal of futility amongst the human race which we do not commonly see, for it all forms… — Lord Dunsany Copy Share Image
“Flaccus, the sort of girl I hate Is the scrawny one, with arms so thin My rings would fit them, hips that… — Martial Copy Share Image
“In the event of some sort of gathering, if one of the bossy, over bearing, possessive, fur balls has not flipped his… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Uncle alone in the house with the children said he'd dress up to amuse them. After a long wait, as he did… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
“Come on. I know you're not a stupid man.' 'I'm quite stupid. Ask anyone.' 'Finbar, are there superheroes living among us?' Finbar… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“...And began typing. We will not be meeting in my bedroom. Jack and I will meet you at your condo at midnight.… — Brodi Ashton Copy Share Image
“Very sweetly, he always told her he loved her just the way she was. Although, honestly he had no idea. She shuddered… — Carmen Reid Copy Share Image
“So it was perfectly possible that there were men who liked shopping, men who understood exactly what it was all about, but… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“Those that know, do not need explanations, and those that do not, would not understand any explanations.” — Michelle Frost Copy Share Image
“I made a deal with sharks. I don't swim near them and they don't play cricket.” — J.E. Fison Copy Share Image
“I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“Maybe it’s not about being seen. Maybe it’s about finally seeing yourself.” — Bree Penfold Copy Share Image
Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies. — Barry Cryer Copy Share Image
But alas! Like many another consummation devoutly to be wished, the actual performance was a disappointing one. — Fred Reinfeld Copy Share Image
I love British voicing and British humour in general. I'm a huge Ricky Gervais fan. — McG Copy Share Image
“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The main reception foyer was almost empty but Ford nevertheless weaved his way through it.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
You realise Group Captain that this might be the most important weather forecast in history? — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
Self depreciating humour won't win over an employer; if you're not sure of yourself why should they be? — Whitney Port Copy Share Image
I'm not funny ha-ha, but I look for real humour in just about everything I've ever played. — William Fichtner Copy Share Image
“Our friend Chewy doesn’t speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco.” — Michael Diack Copy Share Image
“(But he could not bring himself to say he loved her; not in so many words.)” — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
That's humour - doing what funny people have done since comedy began without being edgy and pushing boundaries. — David Jason Copy Share Image
