“If we followed our feelings all the time we´d be like cats chasin´ their tails.” — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
“Now there, thought Galia, is the real root of the problem: upset over an unfulfilled vegetable promise.” — Andrea Bennett Copy Share Image
Derry Girls' is about more than just growing up in Derry. I think the humour translates to anywhere, really. — Jamie-Lee O'Donnell Copy Share Image
“The aftereffects of confiding something you shouldn't have, almost as bad as a hangover.” — Malka Ann Older Copy Share Image
“My philosophy in life is to eat, drink and investigate - in that order.” — Mel Healy Copy Share Image
“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I think that Americans find the Australian humour and the energy of Australians very refreshing - we are quite self-deprecating, we're light-hearted… — Teresa Palmer Copy Share Image
It's tough making people laugh, as we have so much going on in our lives. We forget to see humour as part… — Kirti Kulhari Copy Share Image
“Yes, but none of them can steal my ship. None of them are smart enough to know that it was the right… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“Where is Richard, do you know?" "Chopping onions on the back step. Oh, you mean Master Richard? Upstairs. Eating. Where's anybody?” — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the… — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
Stand-up comics tend to make two assumptions: that Christians have no sense of humour and that all their audiences are unbelievers. — Ann Widdecombe Copy Share Image
“Laugh until you cry; never let your eyes look dry This is not a matter of joke; this is all to provoke… — Munia Khan Copy Share Image
My real name is Madeleine Wickham, under which I write dramas with an edge of humour. As Sophie Kinsella it's fast, all-out… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Snow stepped forward and slapped Josette, who slapped her back. Emmaline dropped the spoon and slapped them both - she had never… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
“No, little one, George's ghost won't come back. Human beings don't have souls. No soul, no ghost. Simple." "How can you say… — Leonie Swann Copy Share Image
“ “Easy, female,” Cade soothed as he crept closer to where Holly huddled naked in a corner. ... When he began unbuttoning… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Old people only say that life happens quickly to make themselves feel better. The truth is that it all happens in tiny… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
“A sense of humor is a serious business; and it isn't funny, not having one. Watch the humorless closely: the cocked and… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“England once there lived a big And wonderfully clever pig. To everybody it was plain That Piggy had a massive brain. He… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
“For a moment it seemed as if he was going to lose his temper too. His strange, pale eyes all but glared… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
I have an agent in Hollywood and he's looking for material. If I get the offer and I feel I relate to… — Carlos Cuaron Copy Share Image
“Never make an excuse for going to the pub, save it for leaving.” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
When I am White, I win because I am White. When I am Black, I win because I am Bogolyubov. — Efim Bogoljubov Copy Share Image
“I want a new liver to replace my heart." "Um, why?" "Because then I could drink more and care less.” — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Always dip your toe in the past before stepping into the future” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“What am I doing here?” asked Shadow. “In Lakeside, I mean. Not in the world.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“The way I see it: Why get out of bed when you can read about people who got out of bed?” — Eric Foreman That 70's Show Copy Share Image
“Lyra had never seen such a sight, never heard such a bellow; it was like a mountain laughing.” — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
“And I thought kitty liter was the unlawful practice of discarding small felines along the roadside.” — Robert J. Morrissette Copy Share Image
“Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!” — Christina Scalise Copy Share Image
As Carrie Fisher once said in a film, everyone thinks they have good taste and a sense of humour. — Jane Green Copy Share Image
