“He looked like a young Crusader on a tomb. That was Phyllis's first impression of Allan Harrington.” — Margaret Widdemer Copy Share Image
“I like bread, and I like butter - but I like bread with butter best.” — Sarah Weiner Copy Share Image
“But you were concerned about making sure things, you know, didn't get serious." "Yeah, because I'm an idiot.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“We are evidently preparing," he said, "to fight World War Three in the midst of an enormous Spanish omelet.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I definitely try to mix humour into anything I do, even if it is into a drama. — Jorge Garcia Copy Share Image
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued. — Irvin S. Cobb Copy Share Image
I'd always used humour as a weapon, as a protection. But being able to make people laugh is a way of not… — Michelle Gomez Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Unexpected Elizabeth wasn’t falling into his arms as he’d anticipated, even after he had acted heroic and been valiantly injured. Perhaps he… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
That which has not a real excellency and value in it self, entertains no longer than the giddy Humour which recommended it… — Mary Astell Copy Share Image
I love to bring humour into my work. Because comedy is not a huge part of the art world. And big-business film… — James Franco Copy Share Image
“Please Note: Although it is true that some have been captured; we would like to assure you that no thoughts, or images,… — Clive Blake Copy Share Image
“The trouble with parents is they remember the things you don’t want them to remember. Then the things you want them to… — Kate Iffy Chukwu Copy Share Image
Ive always done accents and stupid voices. But I went to school in Hampstead, where most of my mates were Jewish, and… — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
It hardly needs explaining at length, I think, how much authority or beauty is added to style by the timely use of… — Desiderius Erasmus Copy Share Image
“He kept one eye on Matt as he talked. He could tell Matt was close to orgasm by the way he title… — Ally Blue Copy Share Image
“Host: For those of you just tuning in, our guests tonight are the amazing Murder Magician, and his lovely minion, The Assistant...… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
“In the middle section of the book Mirabelle breaks into not one, but two houses near Belgravia Books. I had fun scoping… — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
“...everyone's too busy having a good time to care about anyone else." "This sucks," Alex said sullenly. "If someone murders you and… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Is this what you do with your spare time?” he asked me, ignoring his sister. “What—are you deciding to talk to me… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Fs Are "Fabulous" Hey, Mom and Dad! I got my grades! And you'll be thrilled to hear the marks on our report… — Ted Scheu Copy Share Image
“What's happened is somewhere, along the line, as a society, we confused the notion of 'home' with the possibility of 'an investment… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
“How fast you go. You arrive at a conclusion much sooner than I would permit myself to do.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“Manners, you see, come down to a single principle: talk of nothing that might actually prove interesting.” — Meredith Duran Copy Share Image
For me, compatibility is a sense of humour, being able to laugh together; that is very important. — Felicity Kendal Copy Share Image
“She laughed. 'See? You can do philosophy!' He rolled his eyes and shook his head. 'Don't insult me.” — Alex Scarrow Copy Share Image
“No bikinis on a first date.” He nods. “I’m sure that’s a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.” — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“Ooh, a mystery!’ the old lady squealed, briefly looking half alive.” — Andrea Bennett Copy Share Image
Since I be on TV... I turn it on see me, hey I'm so cool even I wanna be me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Swans sing before they die— 't were no bad thing Should certain persons die before they sing.” — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
Through humour, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
“Martin, at my age, eroticism is reduced to enjoying caramel custard and looking at widows' necks.” — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I've always been able to vomit as silently as a ninja; it's a questionable talent and a poor party trick.” — Jason Purdy Copy Share Image
“What if the wolves come?" – Lommy Greenhands "Yield." – Arya Stark” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
