Carpe Rectum. Seize the hot ass the good Lord has provided.

“I maybe such a pain in the ass, But in a good way. I give you pleasure at the same time!”

— Arzum Uzun

There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk…

— CM Punk

“it’s about doing the job you’ve trained your ass off to be good at, taking care of the guys to your left and right,…

— Tom Clancy

Even a kick in the ass is good when you're facing the right direction.

— Elie Tahari

“I was still alive. Ha! Take that kidnappers. Still alive. Maybe it was my butt that was feeding me. I always thought it was…

— Kate Brian

“She gave me a pain in the ass, but she was very good looking.”

— J.D. Salinger

“Sweet Pea, the way you eat means you got tits and ass. This is good because I like tits and ass. This is bad…

— Kristen Ashley

Dick in ass is as good as it gets

— Hunter Davis

“the ass is a good-natured and useful creature.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“I swear, Tiff, if my ass made good grades, you'd want to date my ass.”

— Jennifer Echols

“Stephen is my boyfriend," Doug said. "We're gay together." "I'm also gay when we're apart," Stephen added.”

— Valerie Z. Lewis

The good lord gave me a very unusual voice, and gave me the opportunity to learn how to use it.

— Thurl Ravenscroft

I was not checking him out! xD I was admiring how the good Lord blessed him ^_^

— Rachel Copeland

“Good Lord, Jeeves! Is there anything you don’t know?’ ‘I couldn’t say, sir.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

Good Lord, how can the rich bear to die?

— Nikos Kazantzakis