“Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across. If you get too serious, you could die of starch. — Cyndi Lauper Copy Share Image
While the eyes of the world will be on us let's show everyone that we have a great sense of humour. — Yahoo Serious Copy Share Image
“You Men notice so little Pemberton, Physical strength is your genders sole advantage" - Serena” — Ron Rash Copy Share Image
With the fall of the empire, Art, Philosophy and decent drains all vanished from the West. — Bryan Ward-Perkins Copy Share Image
“Humour is our 'default mode', if you like: we do not have to switch it on deliberately, and we cannot switch it… — Kate Fox Copy Share Image
“Listen, I didn’t ask for a face and body girls find attractive. But thanks to the mixture of my parents’ DNA, I’ve… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“Sometimes God dillies and dallies,’ Steve said, ‘and sometimes he just points at you and tells you to hang up your jock.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I have never considered myself English Both my husband and my son say I don't understand English humour, and they don't always… — Princess Michael of Kent Copy Share Image
“Howl howl gargle howl gargle howl howl howl gargle howl gargle howl howl gargle gargle howl gargle gargle gargle howl slurrp uuuurgh… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I wish the English still possessed a shred of the old sense of humour which Puritanism, and dyspepsia, and newspaper reading, and… — Norman Douglas Copy Share Image
“So here were the facts: I felt possessive of her. Not in a romantic sort of way, but in a "hit her… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Well, look who's on my front porch," he said, speaking Empire with this odd hissing accent. "A murderer and a cross-dressing pirate."… — Cassandra Rose Clarke Copy Share Image
It is only a novel... or, in short, only some work in which the greatest powers of the mind are displayed, in… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Language is my whore, my mistress, my wife, my pen-friend, my check-out girl. Language is a complimentary moist lemon-scented cleansing square or… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte… — Michelle Lovric Copy Share Image
“We offered her flowers and signalled to her with our penises, but she did not respond with joy.' 'The men with the… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Hi. I'm here to enlist. You can't. You aren't human. You see, little fella, we don't do sociological stuff like "interspeciated workplaces."… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“The strong man lit a cigarette. It looked too frail for his hand. They looked like King Kong and Fay Wray, that… — Rupert Thomson Copy Share Image
I hate it when chocolate melts so quickly on my fingers, I mean like I know I'm hot, but... — Avalon Copy Share Image
“Sylvia grabs my sleeve. “He’s a looker.” “I know. The problem is, he knows it, too.” — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male” — Keisha Keenleyside Copy Share Image
“Xander Harris: "Just when you think you know a guy he robs a mass grave and takes off.” — Diana G. Gallagher Copy Share Image
“mystery is not founded in ignorance, mystery is founded in imagination” — S. Spencer Baker Copy Share Image
I am okay with most kinds of humour but I don't like jokes that reek of racism and gender bias. — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
“Does Playboy still run fiction?” “I have absolutely no idea, Melinda,” he said, grinning.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“I'm tired of the anonymity of being an unpublished author. I crave the anonymity of being self-published.” — Tristan Durie Copy Share Image
Working with Jagmohan Mundra was a treat. His sense of humour is incredible. — Govinda Copy Share Image
“Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You dress her in a wet T-shirt and make her carry the bags? Damn, Cade, I like how you roll" - Rok” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“tall heavily-armed Jacky, beautiful elegant Ozma, and the little girl with the big sword. Dammit” — Marion G. Harmon Copy Share Image
