We've had a day of great drama and of humour too. The rumour mill is now taking over — Andy Burnham Copy Share Image
Please go on, make your threats. I don't like to submit to mere implication. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
So many things that happen to you are so dreadful, it's important to have a sense of humour. — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
“A life is like a book of many chapters and topics. Which Chapter are is your life?” — Elizabeth Adeniyi Copy Share Image
“Only men with intelligence, confidence and absolutely no empathy at all can progress upstairs.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
I have a very good sense of humour. I love telling jokes, especially on the golf course. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
When synchronised swimming first appeared on TV, we laughed very heartily, and I, for one, applauded the decision to introduce humour into… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not. A sense of humour was provided to console him… — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
“Look in at the Drones and ask the first fellow you meet ''Can the fine spirit of the Woosters be crushed?'' and… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
“Correct the blunders on your face made through self-delusion – this would be far more fitting than to want to teach me,… — Luella Christie Copy Share Image
It looked the sort of book described in library catalogues as 'slightly foxed,' although it would be more honest to admit that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I remembered that Beethoven's symphonies had sometimes been given names... they should have call [the Fifth] the Vampire, because it simply refused… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“Opposite her, calming his peaceful hunger, was old Jacob, a man who had loved her so much and for so long that… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
“There’s something very comforting about watching a Hugh Grant movie. You know no one’s head will be blown off in the first… — Ali McNamara Copy Share Image
“Are you done briefing the company yet?" "We, um... Haven't gotten through the introductions yet." "Allow me: Time-traveling Kevyn Andreyasn, this is… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
I was not so comfortable with my new authority that I could say 'We eat the chicken now!' but the magus had… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
“Hey, maybe you could invite the new guy to your party." Sarah suggested. Mark rolled his eyes. "Sure, I'll just ask the… — K.S. Marsden Copy Share Image
The Pope, if nothing else, should be a Catholic. If he were to announce that women would make great priests, except it's… — Declan Lynch Copy Share Image
A good marriage is loving someone in a lot of different circumstances. Respect for them and their views and ideas and the… — Edward Kennedy Copy Share Image
“Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“First of all, you must never speak of anything by its name -- in that country. So, if you see a tree… — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
“All of my favourite quotes to live by are in my book, I wrote it for a reason” — Blake Joy Copy Share Image
“The secret to my success is the love & support of a good bar of chocolate” — Ray Daley Copy Share Image
“they are all silly and ignorant like other girls; but Lizzy has something more of quickness than her sisters.” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“The homeland might be lacking snakes, but it held its share of venom.” — Dorien Kelly Copy Share Image
“YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAID THAT SEEING ME GAVE YOU QUITE A START?" "Yes?" "I GAVE YOU QUITE A STOP.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Humour is God's special gift to humanity. Handy, because it turns out to be necessary. — Tim Winton Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment When It's Quiet In Class And Your Stomach Decides To Make That Dying Whale Sound. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier. — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
“We can borrow from the moneylenders in York.’ ‘We burned York two winters ago,’ Drogo pointed out.” — Robert Lyndon Copy Share Image
Why can't people credit that he and all of us had a sense of humour? — Ingrid Thulin Copy Share Image
“Bustle about Noddy, or we shant be in time to snabble any of the lobster patties.” — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
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