“But you were concerned about making sure things, you know, didn't get serious." "Yeah, because I'm an idiot.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“We are evidently preparing," he said, "to fight World War Three in the midst of an enormous Spanish omelet.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“I like bread, and I like butter - but I like bread with butter best.” — Sarah Weiner Copy Share Image
“He looked like a young Crusader on a tomb. That was Phyllis's first impression of Allan Harrington.” — Margaret Widdemer Copy Share Image
For me, compatibility is a sense of humour, being able to laugh together; that is very important. — Felicity Kendal Copy Share Image
“May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be… — Keisha Keenleyside Copy Share Image
“His relationship with illness was flirtatious; only a particularly attractive ailment could tempt him into bed.” — Sam Byers Copy Share Image
Sometimes you feel amazing about life and other times you just feel fat and depressed, so I think it's good to be… — Marina and the Diamonds Copy Share Image
“What’s your favourite position?” “I usually play winger.” “Zach, I adore you, but you can’t make soccer jokes during phone sex. It… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
“If I don't get a girlfriend soon (number one on the list) I may have to resort to drastic measures like surgery… — J.A. Buckle Copy Share Image
“Iss all regulated Simon, everything in this country is. Yow can't scratch yer arse without some cunt filling o form abaht it.” — Wes Brown Copy Share Image
“They’d tried to diagnose him but there was no apparent medical explanation for his behaviour. He was just what his mum called… — Eve Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My partner of 45 years is Australian, and a big part of her character is that marvellous quality of irony which Aussies… — Miriam Margolyes Copy Share Image
“Since I didn't have a candy wrapper to help me with the bad connection I was about to have, I resorted to… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I liked, as I like still, to make words look self-conscious and foolish, to bind them by mock marriage of a pun,… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
“A lot of people come up here and they thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“An hour ago Cutwell had thumbed through the index of The Monster Fun Grimoire and had cautiously assembled a number of common… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Well, Arminius, I can’t say you’re the most natural horseman I’ve ever seen.’ Arminius sneered down at the men standing around him,… — Anthony Riches Copy Share Image
“Then what do we call you?" another of the heat forms asked. "We are Rutan." "Our species need something a little more… — David A. McIntee Copy Share Image
“No congratulations?’ Derry said cheerfully. ‘No “well done, Derry”? I am disappointed in you, William Pole. There’s not many men could have… — Conn Iggulden Copy Share Image
“Centurion! Would you like to be a cavalryman one last time? There are Venicones who escaped when your line was broken to… — Anthony Riches Copy Share Image
“How fast you go. You arrive at a conclusion much sooner than I would permit myself to do.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued. — Irvin S. Cobb Copy Share Image
“Manners, you see, come down to a single principle: talk of nothing that might actually prove interesting.” — Meredith Duran Copy Share Image
I definitely try to mix humour into anything I do, even if it is into a drama. — Jorge Garcia Copy Share Image
Since I be on TV... I turn it on see me, hey I'm so cool even I wanna be me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Swans sing before they die— 't were no bad thing Should certain persons die before they sing.” — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
“No bikinis on a first date.” He nods. “I’m sure that’s a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Ooh, a mystery!’ the old lady squealed, briefly looking half alive.” — Andrea Bennett Copy Share Image
“It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.” — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“She laughed. 'See? You can do philosophy!' He rolled his eyes and shook his head. 'Don't insult me.” — Alex Scarrow Copy Share Image
“Martin, at my age, eroticism is reduced to enjoying caramel custard and looking at widows' necks.” — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
Through humour, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I've always been able to vomit as silently as a ninja; it's a questionable talent and a poor party trick.” — Jason Purdy Copy Share Image
“What if the wolves come?" – Lommy Greenhands "Yield." – Arya Stark” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Penniman always, even in conversation, italicised her personal pronouns.” — Henry James Copy Share Image
