“I daresay something will happen, between now and ’91, to make your fortunes look up.” — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' together. — Miranda Kerr Copy Share Image
“Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
Rahman sir has a sweet sense of humour. He chuckles a lot and is very friendly. — Chinmayi Copy Share Image
“Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don’t feel bad. It happens all the time.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Now A Days Morons Are Quoting: Being Single Is My Attitute Actually They're Helpless. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
“Welcome to gym. Where the quads and glutes and delts and pects, are the gods of brutes and svelte and sex.” — Martin Boronte Copy Share Image
“Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind a sycamore… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“I've never felt erotica was a 'niche market'. 50 years ago, Earth's population was 3 billion. Now it's 7 billion. That tells… — Alex Milton Copy Share Image
“Take it!" he snarled, hurling the diamond necklace across the table at his opponent. "And may you rot in hell with it!"… — Sheri Cobb South Copy Share Image
“There was Arctic John, a businessman from Salisbury who doesn’t hold water, Bruce Knott, a social worker from Cumberland who spends his… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“Rock and roll, big band, the blues. He loved them all. He would close his eyes and with a blissful smile begin… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For any given problem, if there's a simple solution it will already have been applied. So, perhaps, the solution isn't as simple… — Stuart Aken Copy Share Image
“Everywhere I go, I am asked if I think university stifles writers. My opinion is that it doesn't stifle enough of them.” — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
“Each day of the week, Kalist indulges himself in a different, secret ritual. On Mondays, he wears cologne. On Tuesdays, he eats… — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“Someone has to do it. It's all very well calling for eye of newt, but do you mean Common, Spotted or Great… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Ye are a scoundrel, a black-hearted robber and a rogue,' Stubble said cheerily to the grumbling captain. It was his usual way… — Ian Livingstone Copy Share Image
“Do you think the Goblin King really did it?" asked Cordelia hesitantly. All the sheep knew she was talking about George's death.… — Leonie Swann Copy Share Image
“Oh be careful! There they go again!" said the old queen as his string broke spilling his balls over the floor… "Stop… — William Burroughs Copy Share Image
But my way of writing is rather to think aloud, and follow my own humours, than much to consider who is listening… — Thomas de Quincey Copy Share Image
“You mean that because I have no name I cannot die and that you cannot be held answerable for death even if… — Flann O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Denis could think of no logical reason why he should not attempt to mate with Beth Cooper. There were no laws explicitly… — Larry Doyle Copy Share Image
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When you’re going out of your mind always leave the door open!” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“You dance?” “I think that might be overly optimistic,” he said. “I do something. I’ll try not to hurt you.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
Good humour and good friends also give a high in life :):)--this is not an oxymoron :):) — Rajendra Kumar Copy Share Image
“I enjoy slaughtering beasts," he said, "and I think of my relatives constantly.” — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
“Don't bite the hand that feeds you - especially if you're dining alone.” — Kevin Ansbro Copy Share Image
