“Everybody means by an open mind, a mind which contains their prejudices but not somebody else's.” — John Oulton Wisdom Copy Share Image
Diapers And Politicians Should Be Changed Often Both For The Same Reason. Makes Perfect Sense. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Humour is used in struggle and solving difficult things, and I relish that tradition. — Debra Granik Copy Share Image
“You’re mad, bonkers, completely off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers...” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“It's not gambling to play against someone who's no good. It's common sense.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Has anyone sen Mr Snark " "I saw him in the tunnel about 15 minutes ago." "Oh no " wailed Dr Ferman… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“Duke to Michel: I’m fairly certain that even if you’d struggle in a quiz against a pigeon, you are capable enough of… — Elias Zapple Copy Share Image
“I wish you would tell me your secret. To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I regret going into that public toilet with your father.’ ‘Then practice safe sex, Mama!!’ ‘We were! There was a fight… — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“My favourite songs from literally all my favourite albums are usually always track 10. Coincidence? Conspiracy? Illuminati? Time will tell.” — Tyler Hojberg Copy Share Image
“When I rule the world," screamed the Bogey, "all antiques will be destroyed! Antiques will be things of the past!” — Mark Gorton Copy Share Image
Most armies are in fact run by their sergeants - the officers are there just to give things a bit of tone… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Tom, how many children do you think I have to have before I figure out you get them by having sex?" "Of… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“Americans invented adolescence. It is not a natural phenomenon. Adolescence is a social construct, created by an urban-industrial society that keeps its… — Sarah Beth Durst Copy Share Image
“For the first time since he showed up in my checkout lane, I let my eyes wander the full length of his… — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
“I’ve always felt that love is like Belgian chocolate, you know, the ones with brandy filling. You always say you’re going to… — Scarlet Hyacinth Copy Share Image
“My back curves over my soft belly. My shoulders are shaking. I’m broken and folded over and sobbing. My dignity dissolves into… — Paul Donaldson Copy Share Image
“He grabbed at Rupert’s earphones and gave his colleague a very serious look. ‘What do you know about share dealing?’ Rupert placed… — A.R. Merrydew Copy Share Image
“There's always a strange feeling you get when you come across one particular line by chance. It feels somehow significant. That's irrational… — Mark Forsyth Copy Share Image
“Glenn could see I was bricking it and turned round to me as I sat there, gripping the armrests. "You all right?"… — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
“I was just thinking that it would be nice if, for once in a while, life made things easier,” I told him,… — Adele Rose Copy Share Image
Human humour often consists of pretending to wish something does not really wish. — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
“Sorry, no. I refuse to join an army which practices human sacrifice and has no adequate pension plan.” — Toby Frost Copy Share Image
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
People who know me know that there's a light-hearted side, humour... But you could easily say I am cheeky. — Waris Ahluwalia Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who love chocolate, and communists. . . — Leslie Moak Murray Copy Share Image
What's happened to humour? We're becoming American. Everyone gets so angry over everything. — Rupert Everett Copy Share Image
“Remember the 11th commandment. Thou shalt not take thyself to damn seriously.” — Roy Mcconnell Copy Share Image
