Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Being single isn't a terminal disease." "Try telling that to my mother.” — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
“Her metaphors for her children included barnacles encrusting a ship and limpets clinging to a rock.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
That's humour - doing what funny people have done since comedy began without being edgy and pushing boundaries. — David Jason Copy Share Image
“(But he could not bring himself to say he loved her; not in so many words.)” — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
The genius of the Spanish people is exquisitely subtle, without being at all acute; hence there is so much humour and so… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
“You know, bullying," her mother began. "I see it every day. Kids get bullied at school, they get cyber bullied, text bullied,… — Dianne F. Gray Copy Share Image
“Torture?” she asked with a laugh. “My first piece of information I’ll divulge to you? I wouldn’t recommend trying to torture me.… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“ Submit! Juliet's Joy screeches underneath him at no one in particular. "I've got to get a new horse," the Mayor mutters.” — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
“One of these days, I would doubt the Gardeners a little too much and Zach was going to play handball with my… — Erica Lindquist Copy Share Image
“New Maxi-Pad Pets. Accessories for your period. Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants.” — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“Don’t know if it’s good or bad that a Google search on “Big Bang Theory” lists the sitcom before the origin of… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Of habit, the power that keeps the earth from flying to pieces; though there is some silly theory of gravitation. — O. Henry Copy Share Image
“Eros mumbled something. "I'm sorry?" said Aphrodite. "Whatwouldjesusdo." "What would Jesus do?" said Aphrodite. "Let me tell you something. Jesus was a… — Marie Phillips Copy Share Image
“Miss Hunter leaned toward Stormy. “Well, as you also may know, ever since the year when Dylan Jackson was nominated for and… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“And then he heard Mad-Eye Moody’s voice, echoing in some distant chamber of his empty brain: Jump onto the desk . .… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
What I find interesting is how close you can run the laughter along the seam of seriousness, and occasionally cross it, so… — Alan Ayckbourn Copy Share Image
“My second thought was to fire a gunshot, but the last time I did that his security robots jumped me. It only… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“Just now he was on a mind-blowing adventure and it was rapidly spiralling out of control, and this is what he needed… — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
“If it had been my decision, you would still be sleeping, and I would be hoping every hour of every night you… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“Outside the door, a teller with a blue rosette chomps on an apple and asks for my number. She smiles a thank… — Maddie Grigg Copy Share Image
I lose my sense of humour watching shows that are made up entirely of clips of people hurting themselves. — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.” — Habeeb Akande Copy Share Image
“Some battles don’t have a winner. Sometimes the best a good general can hope for is a ceasefire” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it. — George Saintsbury Copy Share Image
But alas! Like many another consummation devoutly to be wished, the actual performance was a disappointing one. — Fred Reinfeld Copy Share Image
I love British voicing and British humour in general. I'm a huge Ricky Gervais fan. — McG Copy Share Image
“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The main reception foyer was almost empty but Ford nevertheless weaved his way through it.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
You realise Group Captain that this might be the most important weather forecast in history? — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
Self depreciating humour won't win over an employer; if you're not sure of yourself why should they be? — Whitney Port Copy Share Image
I'm not funny ha-ha, but I look for real humour in just about everything I've ever played. — William Fichtner Copy Share Image
“Our friend Chewy doesn’t speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco.” — Michael Diack Copy Share Image
There's a certain kind of humour in Miley Cyrus' writing, and also a depth. — Grace Chatto Copy Share Image
“the great advantage of really contemporary fiction is that one finds oneself mirror on every page” — Peter Ackroyd Copy Share Image
