Comedy has a way of dealing with serious issues and finding humour in it. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
“If I let you go are you going to hit me again?” “What do you think?” “Then I’m not going to let… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“Those that know, do not need explanations, and those that do not, would not understand any explanations.” — Michelle Frost Copy Share Image
“I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“I made a deal with sharks. I don't swim near them and they don't play cricket.” — J.E. Fison Copy Share Image
“Maybe it’s not about being seen. Maybe it’s about finally seeing yourself.” — Bree Penfold Copy Share Image
Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies. — Barry Cryer Copy Share Image
“As if reading her mind, he leaned into her again, pupils dark, irises glowing like a forest caught in the last rays… — Dianna Hardy Copy Share Image
“They seek him here. They seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in Heaven? Or is he in Hell?… — Sir Peter Blackney Copy Share Image
I know some children's writers write for specific children, or for the children they once were, but I never have. I just… — Quentin Blake Copy Share Image
“Another oral exam, huh?' Peter said. 'Shut up, Peter,' said Valentine. 'You should relax and enjoy it,' said Peter. 'It could be… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
The monster has escaped Elba!" "The tyrant has landed at Cannes!" "Bonaparte meets the troops." "Napoleon approaches Paris." "His Imperial Majesty has… — David Frum Copy Share Image
A sense of humour keen enough to show a man his own absurdities as well as those of other people will keep… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
“Excuse me for a moment, will ye. I think I have to talk to the river,' he said unsteadily and flopped over… — Ian Livingstone Copy Share Image
“I reached and grabbed ahold of the garden rake that was leaned up against the tree, when suddenly I felt my heart… — DEAN MAFAKO, M.D Copy Share Image
“It is Sunday afternoon, preferably before the war. The wife is already asleep in the armchair, and the children have been sent… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
This man, lady, hath robb'd many beasts of their particular additions: he is as valiant as a lion, churlish as the bear,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really… — Julian Lennon Copy Share Image
“Hap, even tough I'm a racist castrating bitch that wants you to be better than you are, wants you to do something… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
“Did you slip in some cheese? Did it make you hate cheese, which you had previously loved? Why not sue a cheese-maker?… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
“But in every church there are people who, for reasons which seem sufficient to them, do not approve of their pastor and… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
“If you're going to live here, staying civil is as much a duty as sitting the steps or washing dishes. Now, while… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There a 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. — Unnnown Copy Share Image
“When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Who’s driving the boat?” Over the motor, I heard girls screaming at us the instant before we crashed.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Time to start getting more sleep. This beautiful physique needs royal treatment.” — Elizabeth Rudnick Copy Share Image
“the great advantage of really contemporary fiction is that one finds oneself mirrored on every page” — Peter Ackroyd Copy Share Image
“The world is full of magic. You’ve just got to learn how to access it.” — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
It is hard for power to enjoy or incorporate humour and satire in its system of control. — Dario Fo Copy Share Image
“A million possible endearments ran through his head. But he said, “Help.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart.” — Saki Copy Share Image
“Mother writes that the Americans are perfectly sweet, as are the Rocky Mountains” — Eric Bishop-Potter Copy Share Image
“Tionnax are always boasting that they were once annax.” Heartan, Viddion marah.” — Taylor Grace Copy Share Image
“Do you believe in love at first sight,or should I walk by again _T-Shirt” — Darynda Jones Sixth Grave on the Edge Copy Share Image
“You are a more powerful person than you might have ever imagined.” Maxwell D. Kalist.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image