“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Call it a personal foible. Some people are scared of spiders. I'm scared of immolation. Also spiders.” — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
“There’s no way I’m only meant to be a mom and wife. There’s got to be more in store for me, right?” — Bree Penfold Copy Share Image
“Am I gay, am I straight? No, I'm just slutty. So, where's my parade? What about slut pride.” — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“It bears repeating a third time: Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humour does.” — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
“Nahum bobbed again. 'My crest is cropped by croaking cranes. I go to drown in doleful dumps, dead-drunk with drearihead.” — John Bellairs Copy Share Image
“No," he said, and he snapped his fingers. "You'll come work for me at K----. And be a real associate editor." I… — Melissa Bank Copy Share Image
I like to think that even with some of the more intense ones sometimes there is humour in there, you try to… — Ray Liotta Copy Share Image
“Darling, you know what they say. You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.” I give her… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“You thought I was peculiar,” she said in a muffled voice. His mouth brushed the edge of her ear and settled against… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Any man will admit if need be that his sight is not good, or that he cannot swim or shoots badly with… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
“He’s adorably high-handed where you’re concerned, isn’t he?” My eyes slide closed. “With anyone.” “No,” he says thoughtfully. “Only you. He really… — Lily Morton Copy Share Image
“The English language is like London: proudly barbaric yet deeply civilised, too, common yet royal, vulgar yet processional, sacred yet profane. Each… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“It doesn't matter if it's the real world or fictional," I insisted. "Crushes are the best part of liking someone, and they… — Liz Czukas Copy Share Image
“Donegan Bane and Gracious O'Callahan - the Monster Hunters. Adventurers, inventors, authors of Monster Hunting for Beginners and it's sequels, Monster Hunting… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“We need to reclaim the word 'feminism'. We need the word 'feminism' back real bad. When statistics come in saying that only… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I also felt that Ron and Hermione would have gotten divorced. I'm sorry, I just do. The end of Harry Potter did… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“He wanted to start from the top while he knew nothing of the beginning and that was why he was always swimming… — Luella Christie Copy Share Image
“Very often the test of one's allegiance to a cause or to a people is precisely the willingness to stay the course… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“You're more mean-spirited than I remember you being." "It's this organic body. Hologram fur wasn't itchy.” — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
Parents: you do realize one day you will have to pay for all your own things me: yes but today is not… — Rajat Dogra Copy Share Image
Humour plays close to the big, hot fire, which is the truth, and the reader feels the heat. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
“So? I know lots of beautiful women. Nova wanted to chase... I merely obliged her by running.” — D.D. Chant Copy Share Image
“its bad enough talking to yourself but worse when you realise you aren't listening” — Tabitca Cope Copy Share Image
“So it's off with the shellsuit and on with the Armanis, Bring out the champagne and the caviar sarnies” — Roger McGough Copy Share Image
“So a half-breed goatsnake, a Yith, and a Ghast walk into a bar.” — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“My dear, I don't care what they do, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad, Jack, had a great sense of humour and had a strong impact on me and my humour. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
“Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden.” — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
