“I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL . . . BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK . . . . IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS” — Ashish Ranjan Copy Share Image
“What sort of look are you going for?” Damn, how did he answer this? “Something…normal,” he finally said.” — Toni Blake Copy Share Image
Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As soon as I got funny, I killed any majestic intentions in my work. — William Wegman Copy Share Image
“I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset.” — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
My father had a good sense of humour about a lot of things, including life, which I think I inherited. — Brian Dennehy Copy Share Image
“Ben walks in the room and asks, “What were you guys doing?” Nikki says “Nothing” at the same time I say, “Your… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
The ironic humor comes from the distance between what we understand about ourselves and what is truly going on in ourselves. — Robert Olen Butler Copy Share Image
Japanese horror films take the business of being frightening seriously. There is no attempt at postmodernism or humour. They are incredibly melancholy,… — Jane Goldman Copy Share Image
“Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the first cat… — Ellen Hart Copy Share Image
“The mare on which the traitor had been seated at the time of his death was, obviously, no longer considered the best… — M.C. Scott Copy Share Image
“Somebody should have taken him to a stationary store and pointed out the difference between an envelope and a whore.” — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
I'm just an actor. If it's drama, I add as much humour as the part will stand. And if it's a comedy,… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
“I'm going to see if Morris has a spare spine lying around you can borrow if you're scared to speak to that… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
I think you need humour and a sense of fun, which is what I try to bring to my books to leaven… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“St John had been sitting in the back garden twizzling a pencil, on the end of which a russet deposit was impaled,… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“I mean really, how could an artistic individual stay grounded in the nitty-gritty of how many minutes per pound meat has to… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“The rabbit is one of the few animals that (de facto) enjoys screwing: after copulating it does a backward flip and drums… — Péter Zilahy Copy Share Image
“And Zeus said: “Hera, you can choose some other time for paying your visit to Oceanus — for the present let us… — Homer Copy Share Image
“For some reason she found that Allan Harrington's attitude of absolute detachment made the whole affair seem much easier for her. And… — Margaret Widdemer Copy Share Image
“After a moment or two a man in brown crimplene looked in at us, did not at all like the look of… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Are you smarter than my chicken?” cried a weathered, wild-haired woman holding a nonplussed bird over her head. At her feet was… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“We will never speak of your cadaverous girlfriend or murderous ways ever again.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Gentlemen, this is a story that you shall tell your grandchildren, and mightily bored they'll be.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I already told you,” said Adam. “There is no need to swear.” “Sorry, it just fucking slipped out,” said Zeb.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“It'd be funny if one of them was called Gavin. Funny but irrelevant.” — John Marsden Copy Share Image
“Honestly—who puts a hamburger next to diet tofu curry unless they’re trying to buy your soul?” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“When you exclude anything that is improbable, whatever is left, is not as hilarious.” — Oleg Medvedkov Copy Share Image
“The more linear one tries to make the equation of planning , the more complex becomes it's algorithm” — Sailendra Copy Share Image
“So long as you are in God's hands, He will not throw you away. God cannot drop you for you to be… — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
“I smiled at him, “It’s okay, boys can be dumb.” Alex smirked, “Yeah, and girls can drive you crazy.” — Joanne McClean Copy Share Image
“I said alone!” He nodded in agreement. “Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It’s our way.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“what doesn't kill you isnt soo stupid to come back a second time.” — Chukwuemeka Xander Copy Share Image
“Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.” — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“Steven Fry on The Da Vinci Code- "It is complete loose stoolwater. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind.” — Steven Fry Copy Share Image
