“ Status: Naked. On bed. With boy. Systems overheating. Sudden doubts multiplying. Meltdown imminent. ” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
... what such people miscall their religion, is a vent for their bad humours and arrogance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A WISE MAN washes his hand after he PEES. But, A WISER MAN Doesn't PEE On his hand ... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Supermarkets were introduced into Britain to destroy small businesses and create a sense of social alienation” — Little Britain Copy Share Image
“Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.” — Michael Diack Copy Share Image
“You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my “warped” label with pride.” — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“The grass on the other side of the hill may well be greener, but you should always check that there isn't something… — Chris Naylor Copy Share Image
“Si llamáramos a las tumbas y preguntáramos a los muertos si les gustaría levantarse otra vez, nos dirían que no.” — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
“What are we doing tonight, Spock?' Luca grinned at Jacob. 'Apparently, he's going to New Zealand,' Ellen replied with heavy sarcasm. 'New… — Sharon Sant Copy Share Image
“The chicken does not exist only in order to produce another egg. He may also exist to amuse himself, to praise God,… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Sarah is the most enthusiastic cynical person on the planet. She’d be the perfect cheerleader if she weren’t so disgusted by the… — Jandy Nelson Copy Share Image
The mad thing is, most of my life, when I'm not in a dark mood, it's been humour that's got me through.… — Richard Ashcroft Copy Share Image
With their own record of killing 12 million American Indians and supporting slavery for four decades after the British abolished it, Americans… — Andrew Roberts Copy Share Image
“Arthur narrowly avoided tripping over his own skirt as he hurried out of the ladies’ powder room in full pursuit.” — Graham Moore Copy Share Image
“Can anyone be arrested for being such an asshole as him? Should they pass a law, legislate for just such things, make… — Chassis Albuquerque Copy Share Image
“A Drunkard accuses a Drunkard... A sot became extremely drunk - his legs And head sank listless, weighed by wine's thick dregs.… — Attar Copy Share Image
Among the gods, there is a dispute as to which one of them originally thought of Christianity; or, as they call it,… — Tom Holt Copy Share Image
“I was proud to be brown in my own way. Well, I was at school; at school I was brown about the… — Nikesh Shukla Copy Share Image
“But it was in the life-saving competition that Stanley Judkins's conduct was most blameable and had the most far-reaching effects. The practice,… — M.R. James Copy Share Image
“As for 'too much description,' well, opinions differ. We write the books we want to read. And I want to read books… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
The establishment irritates you - pull your beard, flick your face - to make you fight because once they've got you violent… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
“Memorable among the Saxon warriors were Hengist and his wife (? or horse), Horsa. Hengist made himself King in the South. Thus… — W.C. Sellar Copy Share Image
“Norns are incredible architects. They simply use death as a building block.” Andacellus, Viddion marah.” — Taylor Grace Copy Share Image
The writing is a joy, so seamless you nearly miss the sheer artistry of the style and the terrific, wry humour. — Ken Bruen Copy Share Image
“You’re so damn big,” she whispered. “Why, thank you cariño,” he said.” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“I often don't know where my Luggage is, that's what being a tourist is all about," said Twoflower.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I smiled at him, “It’s okay, boys can be dumb.” Alex smirked, “Yeah, and girls can drive you crazy.” — Joanne McClean Copy Share Image
“So long as you are in God's hands, He will not throw you away. God cannot drop you for you to be… — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
“The more linear one tries to make the equation of planning , the more complex becomes it's algorithm” — Sailendra Copy Share Image
“Honestly—who puts a hamburger next to diet tofu curry unless they’re trying to buy your soul?” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“When you exclude anything that is improbable, whatever is left, is not as hilarious.” — Oleg Medvedkov Copy Share Image
“what doesn't kill you isnt soo stupid to come back a second time.” — Chukwuemeka Xander Copy Share Image
“I said alone!” He nodded in agreement. “Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It’s our way.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.” — Matthew Inman Copy Share Image
