All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Confession is good for the soul, it empties the spirit making more room for sin.” — Trevanian Copy Share Image
“There is no competition in work. Many a man wants glory but fails to work.” — Lailah Gifty Akita Copy Share Image
Japan is our rival, not our enemy. Japan is a competitor... Bashing a Toyota won't make a better car. — Ross Perot Copy Share Image
Lots of ways to have your steak Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I've heard Eric Clapner, ... I think it was a wonderful thing that Eric Clapner the musician did...So I think that's the… — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We thought there was also something that was humorous but at the same time powerful and deep about naming the album, 'Modern… — Rostam Batmanglij Copy Share Image
“Webster said, ''Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak… — Peter Matthiessen Copy Share Image
Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations. — Charles Ghigna Copy Share Image
There was a knock on our dressing-room door. Our manager shouted, 'Keith! Ron! The Police are here!' Oh, man, we panicked, flushed… — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
“I feel sorry for Rick Astley, one day he is going to die and nobody will know about it for weeks because… — Ade Bozzay Copy Share Image
Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
They are born, put in a box; they go home to live in a box; they study by ticking boxes; they go… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
“I'm not helping any of you freaks!" she shouts. "I'm not the Witch of Wayland, you hear me? I'm sick of all… — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image
The people shall further be graded according to wealth, and—humorous touch this—the more obviously a man labor, the more stinting shall be… — Jamie O'Neill Copy Share Image
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“He'd never asked for an exciting life. What he really liked, what he sought on every occasion, was boredom. The trouble was… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There are times when every act, no matter how private or unconscious, becomes political. Whom you live with, how you wear your… — Renata Adler Copy Share Image
“Renee: “The Greek government doesn’t know that I found anything that day in the temple. And they for sure wouldn’t want to… — John C. Stipa Copy Share Image
People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Americans are like a rich father who wishes he knew how to give his son the hardships that made him rich. — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack” — Mark Buff Copy Share Image
These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“If you don't have any feelings for Will Darcy, why are you blushing and fixing your hair?” — Elizabeth Eulberg Copy Share Image
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do. — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels. — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about saying, "The trouble with this country is…" — Sinclair Lewis Copy Share Image
“Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only a**holes.” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
