The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“We all have different languages; but we all really mean the same thing.” — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Indeed I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
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It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
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“Felicity was horrible and snide, but then Felicity had been a repulsive earwig ever since she first grew a vocabulary.” — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
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“I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before… — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“Of course I can read", he said. "Jesus Christ." "Well, then, what are you trying to tell me? That you don't want… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Love has been taken away from the poets, and has been brought within the domain of true science. It may prove to… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“A cupcake temple?' Her chest still tight with anxiety, Bertie forced herself to imagine it: bricks of pound cake mortared with buttercream… — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
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If there is not laughter in intimacy, it becomes heavy, burdensome, and dull. At my best moments, the love dialogue I try… — Andrew Greeley Copy Share Image
“I envisaged a perfect detective’s assistant. She’d have long, wavy blonde hair, a short skirt, and curves in all the right places.… — Grahame Shannon Copy Share Image
“[Artemis] returned to the aft bay for Mulch's version of a briefing. The dwarf had drawn a crude diagram on a backlit… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
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