My name is marwin... I have a first name but I cant pronounce it too ...go home marwin you are drunk — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli Copy Share Image
“It wasn't an effect of alcohol. It was more like we got drunk on the night.” — Leila Sales Copy Share Image
I need a girl who opens her arms for me after she is drunk rather than opening her legs — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Even drunk, I knew any escape plan that involved going to Detroit, Michigan, was a harbinger of doom. — Mat Johnson Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to be DRUNK. IN. PUBLIC. I wanted to be drunk in a BAR. I was THROWN. into. public.” — Ron White Copy Share Image
At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen. — James A. Baldwin Copy Share Image
If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Tears are words to the loved ones, Siting beside drunk whole night like I am in Love, Have your problem to the… — Raman Copy Share Image
Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME! — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
I never could figure out how those people like Bukowski could be both carousers and writers at the same time, because to… — Dan Chaon Copy Share Image
It is sometimes necessary for each person. Fill up with delicious food, get drunk, sing loudly and chat frivolously. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I was never in the office [of Rolling Stone]. It was very different from Lampoon, where we spent a lot of time… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Dont kid yourself into thinking that drinking will make your life more exciting unless, of course, your definition of exciting is making… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Politicians are really getting desperate. In fact, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid sent out a final fundraising email to Democrats with the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
“She has drunk a lot. There have been at least three glasses since she got here, and there were many more back… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
It's never been about trying to look well-behaved. It's just how I am. I guess it's a weird thing to be 19… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“You look different." His words, normally crisp,are now sluggish. "So do you," I say.And he does-he looks more relaxed,younger. "What are you… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“When the subject turns to abortion, cosmetic intervention, birth, motherhood, sex, love, work, misogyny, fear, or just how you feel in your… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Do not get drunk with wine, which will only ruin you; instead, be filled with the Spirit. — Paul In The Bible Copy Share Image
To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible. — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar. — Robert Harris Copy Share Image
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened. — George Best Copy Share Image
I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again. — George Jones Copy Share Image
Let's drink! When we get drunk, all is done,but when it's over,it will be the same… — Gracesel Collado Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when people think your drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Just because life gave her sour grapes didn't mean she had to stomp them into wine and get drunk.” — Melissa Wright Copy Share Image
“Any connoisseur knows you've got to be drunk to really enjoy a good romance.” — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward. — Jose Bergamin Copy Share Image
Being drunk is not an excuse for anything peeps. Take responsibility for your actions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God damn, I'm rich as fuck. Drunk as hell. Throwing money, pick it up. Life is good, live it up. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
I have eaten your bread and salt. I have drunk your water and wine. The deaths ye died I have watched beside… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
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