Drunk Quotes · Page 38

“When a man gets drunk he gets sentimental. That's what I wanted to avoid.”

— Jean-Paul Sartre

Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.

— Green Monk

“She's drunk dialing contractors. Someone should stop her.”

— Jill Shalvis

You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.

— Terry Goodkind

Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.

— Theodore Maynard

One drink, two drinks, three, & now four! Show that drunk the way to the door!

— Know Moore

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

— Epictetus

“I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.”

— Brooke Bida

I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on…

— Alfred E. Perlman

I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid…

— Bill Engvall

I been drunk most my life, don't ask me why. Through ninth grade, I ain't go to high school, ...I went to…

— Anonymous

Average girl nowadays: Saturday: Ohemgeeeee I'm so drunk, YOLO! Sunday: God is good & I can always count on him.

— Anonymous

Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids…

— Ozzy Osbourne

I was once like you, enlightened and "rational", I too scoffed at lovers, Now I am drunk, crazed, thin with misery. No…

— Rumi

Even when a drunk guy, a program director, was slurring his words and telling me what to do with my career, I…

— Maren Morris

“I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. [Mexico City concert, June 2011]”

— Chavela Vargas

Heaven preserve me from littleness and pleasantness and smoothness. Give me great glaring vices, and great glaring virtues, but preserve me from…

— Violet Trefusis

“The country was a dreamland; and perhaps it even reminded my wife's grandfather of the night he woke up drunk in his…

— Tod Wodicka

I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation…

— Ilona Andrews

I experimented with drugs and I experimented with everything that little boys do - vandalism, throwing eggs at cars, breaking and entering…

— Johnny Depp

Contrary to vulgar legend the lives of great ballerinas are not entirely given up to a few minutes of graceful movement every…

— Gore Vidal

“So they gave me love in form of poison and tiny little pills, programming my emotions, teaching me how to feel. To…

— Charlotte Eriksson

I feel like there's not this black-and-white division between concert hall music and music that bands play in a bar. I don't…

— Missy Mazzoli

“I guess in my beer-soaked mind it would all just magically work out, and she'd be so happy to see me she'd…

— Rachel Caine

Got drunk. Passed out on the patio for 3 hours. That's about as close to camping as it gets for me. Thug Life.

— Anonymous

“Nothing makes you promise more than the steady supply of alcohol.”

— Anthony T. Hincks

Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.

— Greg Gutfeld

A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down.

— Matthew McConaughey

Cause when the sun sets baby. On the avenue. I get that drunk sex feeling. Yeah, when I'm with you.

— Rita Ora

Maybe we should all get DRUNK and tell each other things we're to afraid to say SOBER

— Anonymous

Be wild and crazy and drunk with Love, if you are too careful, LOVE will not find you.

— Rumi

It is better to be drunk with loss and to beat the ground, than to let the deeper things gradually escape.

— Ivy Compton-Burnett

“(Henry requests Sin marry Caledonia) I would sooner geld myself. Drunk. With a dull knife. (Sin)”

— Kinley MacGregor

“I could get drunk just smelling you,' he whispered in her ear. 'You always smell like home.”

— Liza Klaussman

“Did you ever think it won’t be the undead who kill us, but ordinary people?”

— Steven Ramirez

As a rapper, I don't freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn't matter.

— Andre Benjamin

I like dumb people cause they make me look smart even when I'm drunk.

— Anonymous

I look like a down-and-out drunk who has been picked out of the gutter in the Strand.

— Winston Churchill

I'm never drunk on the road, and since I've got to take care of my voice, smoke is definitely not allowed.

— Chaz Bundick

I'm sick of you being sick of me being sick of you being sick of me being drunk.

— Anonymous