I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk. — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Doggystyle is cool, but when you're drunk, forced sex becomes way cooler. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving. — A. J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
So what we get drunk so what we smoke weed. That's how it's suppose to be, living young wild and free! — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“today i received a postcard i sent to myself last week from another city when i was nearly too drunk to stand,… — Christoper Poindexter Copy Share Image
“He patted my shoulder. "What's up with you? All of a sudden, you're bucking the system." "i got drunk and had an… — J.C. Isabella Copy Share Image
“Kevin slapped a box of hot dogs down on the rock. “What the hell was that?” “A kiss. It’s something guys like… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“and now sometimes I’m interviewed, they want to hear about life and literature and I get drunk and hold up my cross-eyed… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“He snuffles. Oh, no. He's not going to cry, is he? Because even though it's sweet when guys cry, I am so… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
You've gotten drunk on so many kinds of wine. Taste this. It won't make you wild. It's fire. Give up, if you… — Rumi Copy Share Image
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
There are people who have an image of me as being rude and inconsiderate. But I'm completely the opposite, because I was… — Slash Copy Share Image
Your insult has offended me. If we were at the Peaks, we would have to duel in traditional alil'tiki'i fashion." "Which is… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
I believe that in your heart you already know something is profoundly wrong. When bartenders are responsible for drunk drivers' acts, and… — Charlton Heston Copy Share Image
Out of nowhere, Valek appeared before me, yelling in my ear, shaking my shoulders. Stupidly, belatedly, I realized he was the drunk.… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
If I'm very drunk, I can improvise. But generally speaking, no. Generally speaking, almost all of my work is material that was… — Richard Meltzer Copy Share Image
Those who have been too long at their labor, who have drunk too long at the cup of voluptuousness, who feel they… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
“So how did it go? I sat on the toilet and ran a hand over my hair. Um... it's still going, I… — Denise Grover Swank Copy Share Image
I needed a vacation. I needed 5 women. I needed to get the wax out of my ears. My car needed an… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
travel never made a bore interesting; it only makes for a well-traveled bore, in the same way coffee makes for a wide-awake… — Peg Bracken Copy Share Image
“a drunk did not expect the bottle to love him back,and she only wished to drink him in whenever she could.” — Sherry Thomas Copy Share Image
I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it — Warren Zevon Copy Share Image
God may do something silly at any time, because, like any lover, God does not reason. God is drunk with love. — Ernesto Cardenal Copy Share Image
Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“When I lifted up the skin, a fat kidney worm dripping with gore raised its bald, blind head and glared at me.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
If alcoholism is considered a disease. Then shouldn't you be able to call off work drunk — Myself Copy Share Image
I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic". — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
She’s drunk dialing contractors ” Chloe said to Tara. “Someone should stop her. — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I rely on the promise, 'God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.' — Jane Welsh Carlyle Copy Share Image
*Saturday Nights* Me: Online, eating, watching tv. Everyone else: Partying, getting high & drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Putting my face in food is not a habit I have unless I'm really drunk. — Charlotte Dawson Copy Share Image
“All right, said Nick. Let's get drunk. All right, Bill said. Let's get really drunk.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
