Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I thought if I loved you enough I could change you. I was so stupid.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
We learn to walk when we’re babies and never forget unless we’re drunk. — Trent Zelazny Copy Share Image
“I wanted to see the bullet coming, wanted to know the exact moment of my death.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
A girl texting you hundreds of miles away saying,I'm drunk. Is like lasagna texting you from Italy saying,I'm delicious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I came in several times and spoke, but perhaps you were asleep when I thought you were awake.' 'You are very considerate… — R.K. Narayan Copy Share Image
I have lived carefully, sheltered myself from the cold winds, eaten moderately of what was in season, drunk fine claret, slept in… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
Just take a chance let's see if we can make it 'til we're older. When I think about you I get love… — Yung Beazie Copy Share Image
High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
“You meet a new guy, analyze him, not good for marriage, not good for a relationship, not good for fucking, maybe excepting… — Irina Bors Copy Share Image
What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get… — CharismaticsPresidentSarj Copy Share Image
I thought, When a man is properly drunk it is as though he is an a room by himself--there is a physical,… — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
“Please, let me take you home. You’re drunk.” “I am not.” I shoved him, spilling some kind of delicious poison on him.… — Rachael Wade Copy Share Image
“Forget about your lists and do what you can because that’s all you can do. Phone up the people you miss and… — pleasefindthis Copy Share Image
It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I consider myself to be a true friend of the Israeli people. But I define friendship as someone who takes care of… — Scott Ritter Copy Share Image
We do not know whether Hitler is going to found a new Islam. He is already on the way; he is like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a man go into the London Docks sober without means of getting drunk, and comes out of one of the cellars… — William Henry Maule Copy Share Image
I had been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who got drunk - and I would have… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
This is the fairest picture on our planet, the most enchanting to look upon, the most satisfying to the eye and spirit.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My big brother used to come home drunk and he'd clash with my dad and I just didn't want that. — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
“We see God and the devil blaming each other, and cherish the unspeakable belief that both of them are drunk.” — Frank Wedekind Copy Share Image
Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see. — George William Russell Copy Share Image
“Why does anyone do anything?" "I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!” — Pink Floyd Copy Share Image
I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work. — Jason Flemyng Copy Share Image
“Hey, Haymitch, if you're not too drunk, we could use a little something for our skin." Katniss, Catching Fire” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“That was a stupid idea I made up while drunk. Why did someone build that?” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.” — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
Thus it amounts to the same thing whether one gets drunk alone or is a leader of nations. — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist. — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk. — Alben W. Barkley Copy Share Image
There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now. — Shemp Howard Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I think back, & ask myself Wow was I drunk during that relationship? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I want to party so hard that I wake up drunk on the front lawn and not remember what happened, whose with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
