I wasn't that drunk... Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula. e_e — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyway? ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Sorry you get too drunk every weekend to ever get a cute new profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford. — George Best Copy Share Image
My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all… — Jennifer Harrison Copy Share Image
I try not to laugh at the fact that even when she’s drunk, she has a hard time saying it. “Where do… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
“Your breasts. Your nipples. The insides of your thighs. I want you wet for me, baby. A little drunk and a whole… — J. Kenner Copy Share Image
People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or… — Davy Jones Copy Share Image
“I am not quite sober you know. In fact, I am drunk, but I cannot help feeling this is all a trifle,… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to… — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image
About medications that are drunk or applied to wounds it is worth learning from everyone; for people do not discover these by… — Hippocrates Copy Share Image
It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry,… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Well, where do I start? I've had sex, I've drunk beer, I've smoked. I'm bi... But I'm human so guess what? It's… — Taylor Copy Share Image
Me and a mate picked up two darling birds and they took us back to their flat. I went into the bedroom… — George Best Copy Share Image
I could scream down 90 mountains to less than dust if only one living human had eyes in the head and heart… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
If a body could just find oot the exac' proper proportion and quantity that ought to be drunk every day, and keep… — James Hogg Copy Share Image
Acheron kissed her lightly on the cheek. "Rest. We'll be back when he needs you." He watched her climb into bed before… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Not to mention, we’re using you for bait. (Syn) Are you that drunk? (Nykyrian) What? I wasn’t supposed to tell her that?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Nonsense. Hardly touched a drop. That much.” She held out two fingers to show how tiny an amount “that much” was. “Just… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
There's a long tradition of teen comedies where the kids are getting drunk on beer and whatever else, so smoking a joint… — James Franco Copy Share Image
Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight. — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
Officer to drunk boy : How high are you? Drunk Boy: No officer, its Hi! How are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I am drunk on his desire for me. My legs wrap around tightly around his waist.” — K.C. Martin Copy Share Image
The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like. — Clay Aiken Copy Share Image
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
So what we get drunk so what we smoke we. we're just having fun until my mom catches me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been drunk maybe five times in my life. I don't like to lose control very much. — Pedro Winter Copy Share Image
“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“Dear 2600: Please forgive my last email to your magazine. I was drunk at the time.” — Emmanuel Goldstein Copy Share Image
I used to think if I didn't have a drink it was going to be a rubbish night, so I'd drink purely… — Megan McKenna Copy Share Image
I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she drunk dials you, she is yours — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
