That awkward moment when you tickle someone and they're not even ticklish. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is the only strategy that has ever worked at all for me when my world is falling apart. — Pat Conroy Copy Share Image
I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Luckily, I'm not a gambler or a drinker or - you know, I get my fix of comedy. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I’ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
As an athlete, you'd better laugh at yourself when you slip in the mud. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Honest change? Honest? Has someone altered the definition of the word while my back was turned, or have you recently developed a… — Ellen Kushner Copy Share Image
There's some actors that go easily between drama and comedy because they play the naturalism of the role, and they just have… — Nahnatchka Khan Copy Share Image
In comedy there's a lot of drama, and in drama there's a lot of comedy. The two meet more than the word… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
If something makes me cry, I cry out loud. If something makes me laugh, I laugh out loud, because that's what it's… — Martin Kemp Copy Share Image
Whenever I see 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels', a total comedy classic, I get the urge to feel the breeze of the south of… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I certainly don't delude myself that there aren't certainly more important things to do in life than make people laugh, but I… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Amis is acutely, vibrantly sensitive to the different registers of laughter. He knows that it can be the most affirming and uniquely… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
I had a teacher once who said, "If you are going to write fiction, you should only read poetry." I have always… — Sam Lipsyte Copy Share Image
I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Humor and profundity are not mutually exclusive, and life can be, and mostly is, serious and funny simultaneously. It's not always easy… — Tom Shroder Copy Share Image
I started doing little amateur nights at the comedy club that was right next to the restaurant that I waitressed in when… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
The gusto of one, the indignation of the other; the challenge of the one party, the response of the other; the eloquence… — Theodore White Copy Share Image
