Comedy Quotes · Page 69

Puns are a form of humor with words.

— Guillermo Cabrera Infante

I think I've got more humour than comes across.

— Deborah Meaden

“The fake laughter is an implied message.”

— Toba Beta

“Secrets are dangerous.” Gottfried Baumauer.”

— Carla H Krueger

“Some jokes are less agreeable than others”

— Harriet Beecher Stowe

I don't get offered many comedies.

— Anna Maxwell Martin

Life is tragic but it's equally comic.

— John Banville

I think casting in a comedy is all important.

— Priyadarshan

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

— Casey Affleck

I can't imagine saying the same joke for three hours. I don't know how that would work.

— Daniela Bobadilla

Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power.

— J. Tillman

And how can you be happy if you don't laugh or appreciate humor?

— Mary L. Trump

These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.

— David Mitchell

One of the funniest antidotes of all time...you sit there like you're in a comma.

— Archie Bunker

Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.

— Ken Kesey

“Laughter is the only thing that cuts trouble down to a size where you can talk to it.”

— Dan Jenkins

I go to a lot of movies where people are all around me laughing, and I feel like I'm from outer space…

— Meryl Streep

I suggest taking the high road and have a little sence of humour and let things roll off your back. I think…

— Sally Ride

So in all humours sportively I range; My muse is rightly of the English strain, That cannot long one fashion entertain.

— Michael Drayton

Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me…

— Greg Giraldo

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like…

— Gene Wilder

Time will mellow it, make it a moment for laughter. But now it was not funny, now I did not laugh. It…

— Daphne du Maurier

If you can help it, don't be rude to people. When you're rude about someone and the audience laugh you can't deny…

— Michael McIntyre

I have little comedy notebooks, and I also have notes in my phone, and I'll write on my laptop for longer stories.

— Michelle Buteau

I certainly know guys in comedy, I know some actors, and I definitely know some musicians, who have survived to a certain…

— Denis Leary

I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's…

— Brian Regan

If we come to the point of retaining a sense of a proportion in the midst of all the smallest as well…

— Helen Luke

The biggest piece of advice that I give young comedians is: If it's your goal to get where I'm at, go do…

— Ron White

I think that if you're serving yourself before you're serving a story then that's where you end up being not funny. It's…

— Zooey Deschanel

I mean, there are things that I've experienced that I don't joke about because I'm just like, 'People don't really think it's…

— Patti Harrison

People hit the sauce in a big way all winter. Amidst blizzards they wrestle unsuccessfully with the dark comedy of their lives,…

— Amy Gerstler

If you look at comparative figures, the last two episodes of 'Six Wives of Henry VIII' were watched by 4m. Graham Norton,…

— David Starkey

I have some friends who are comedians but not many.

— Frankie Boyle

Architects are the new comedians.

— Simon Doonan

If you can't laugh, you won't make it.

— Jennifer Love Hewitt

“...giggling disconnected from humor.”

— Joe McGinniss Jr

You can find comedy anywhere.

— Jason Jones

So many comics, skinny and fat, make fat jokes.

— Ralphie May

You know, I'm a big comedy fan.

— Judd Apatow

Life is a full of joke…so never sad

— Abhay