Cause they don't smile or smell like you. No they don't make me laugh or even cook like you. — Miguel Jontel Copy Share Image
The greatest thing about stand-up is that it is the opposite of making a film. — Brett Goldstein Copy Share Image
I find you can often find humor just by turning something upside-down. Like a... small child. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“I laugh everything off but inside I just remember it all and go over and over and over it.” — Rae Earl Copy Share Image
It is hard to keep a straight face during comedy scenes. It's considered really bad form to laugh at someone else because… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Laugh till you weep. Weep till there's nothing left but to laugh at your weeping. In the end it's all one. — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
Stand-up is just me trying to be as funny as possible in the most concentrated hour with me standing on stage with… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
the boys had learned that laughter stilled anxiety. It cleared away mystery. If you could laugh at something, it erased its importance. — Mary Astor Copy Share Image
When I was doing stand-up, there were a lot of things I talked about that seemed very silly but were therapeutic. — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
The male is always the pawn in a romantic comedy. Come together, break up, go chase her, get her, roll credits. That's… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
Well, I like to have fun and be silly, and a lot of people who know me know I joke a lot… — Marvin Bagley III Copy Share Image
Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Whenever you're talking about using humor in politics or in a policy speech or in a serious moment, you're talking about using… — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
I wish people wouldn't just see me as the Asian girl who beats everyone up, or the Asian girl with no emotion.… — Lucy Liu Copy Share Image
“What if there were no punch lines? What if there were no indicators? What if I created tension and never released it?… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“Of all the laughs that strictly speaking are not laughs, but modes of ululation, only three I think need detain us, I… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
Black people have slavery. And white people have our own thing-stuff we went though that hurt us that we have to cope… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“Quiet, everybody! Quiet! Well, Sir, we've been getting along pretty good for quite a while now, and we're certainly much obliged. Remember,… — Moss Hart Copy Share Image
I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now… — Jim Dale Copy Share Image
