I believe laughter is the best medicine, karma's got your back, and our scars make us stronger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Life has a funny way of turning you into the one thing you don't want to be.” — Jonathan Levine Copy Share Image
Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
if you like the lovable sound of an asthma attack in your ear every time you tell a joke. — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
I mean, I've got a face for comedy. I say that with love. It does its job. — Roisin Conaty Copy Share Image
There is nothing like a comfortable adventure to put people in a good humor. . . — Peter Mayle Copy Share Image
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Baltimore has been a punchline/punching bag for years - I've landed a few blows, to be fair - but those old jokes… — Laura Lippman Copy Share Image
I've done a lot of work other than sci-fi, and between half-hour comedy, stage, and various movie roles, I've really tried to… — Scott Bakula Copy Share Image
I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
When you do comedy shows, you usually don't finish until about 11 P.M. Then you have this adrenaline dump, and you get… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
In another thirty years people will laugh at anyone who tries to invent a language without closures, just as they'll laugh now… — Mark Jason Dominus Copy Share Image
Laughter and irony are at heart reminders that we are not prisoners in this world, but voyagers through it. — Eben Alexander Copy Share Image
I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance. — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
There is certainly a higher percentage of wit in British comedy than in American comedy. What always tickles me is the way… — Christopher Lloyd Copy Share Image
Laughter is a symptom of spirituality. Laughter is the flow of love coursing through your body. Laughter is the nectar of present… — David Simon Copy Share Image
My walk. Let's clarify this: you're not allowed to laugh at my walk but I am. Most times I am in control… — Rosie Jones Copy Share Image
I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I love mixing humor and terror, or humor and exhaustion, or even humor and despair. I'm dealing right now with a loved… — Gail Simone Copy Share Image
I've built a comedy brand for myself that is, one, really satisfying and fulfilling personally and, two, has been able to cultivate… — Grace Helbig Copy Share Image
The things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that's self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously hip or… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
“We go around the room, introducing ourselves. 'I'm Hamza, I'm a friend of John's, I suppose,' he says a little reluctantly. Hamza… — John Safran Copy Share Image
