When you get started in comedy, you're at the bottom of the totem pole. Not only are you not getting paid at… — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
Tearing up a picture of the Pope comes under the heading of a Comedy Killer. It kind of breaks the spirit of… — Lorne Michaels Copy Share Image
I miss the comedy of the '70s and '80s, like 'Only Fools And Horses' and 'Fawlty Towers,' so I'm glad I'm put… — Brendan O'Carroll Copy Share Image
I don't go to comedy clubs unless I'm working. And when I do work, I come in, I do my time and… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I feel like a lot of the guys who are trying to do political or socially relevant humor just haven't figured out… — Robert B. Weide Copy Share Image
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor is like music. It's a rhythm, and you just kind of get the rhythm of it, and you have to know… — Betty White Copy Share Image
Miranda's my character; I created her! But there's a lot of comedy I want to bring to the world that isn't just… — Colleen Ballinger Copy Share Image
I can do comedy but it's a certain type. I'm not a physical comedy guy. I'm not Will Ferrell - there's just… — Mekhi Phifer Copy Share Image
“Artist communities love to bullshit each other and glad-hand one another, and there's no room for the crippling honesty of comedy. "I'm… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
For stand-up comedians that go onstage and get to write and perform and direct, and do all these things, the allure of… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Rev Run is a living legend of Hip-Hop, who's still making great music, but now he's also the dad to an amazing… — Tony DiSanto Copy Share Image
I wouldn't recommend investing a lot of time worrying about a guy who's plans for world domination involved chicken suits and making… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I think some people really change when they become a dad. Like, I've changed in different ways. I - but, like, my… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
What stops me from taking myself seriously, even though I am essentially a serious person, is that I find myself extremely ridiculous,… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
I love straight-face comedy or relatively subtle comedy. And then I turn around and I find myself doing very broad comedy but… — Betty White Copy Share Image
A lot of people think I'm difficult to work with. It's not like I really want to do that much stuff, so… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
It blows my mind that you get Shakespeare where the 'low' comedy characters have got Northern or Welsh accents. — John Tiffany Copy Share Image
Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for… — Selma Blair Copy Share Image
“Now that I had assigned myself an act without jokes, I gave myself a rule. Never let them know I was bombing” — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Everyone forgets that what's fun about a romantic comedy is how these two people are going to fight with each other and… — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
When we make a comedy film, its important to have a light atmosphere on the sets so that the mood reflects in… — Javed Jaffrey Copy Share Image
My favorite movies were 'Singin' in the Rain' and stuff that had a more classic comedy type feel, that more slapsticky stuff.… — Colleen Ballinger Copy Share Image
Just sharing things that are either embarrassing or possibly relatable, searching for that laugh so that someone makes me feel less alone.… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
“I like to make fun of Jeffy [of Family Circus] the most, because I know the grown-up Jeff Keane personally and enjoy… — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
It's hard not to be confident when you put in business the biggest black male in comedy, Kevin Hart. I know I… — Damon Dash Copy Share Image
I found my comedic voice in a really raw way, at a time when I was in relationships where I didn't feel… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
The first comedy screenplay that I wrote was Animal House and I always thought I could and should be a director but… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
[Malipiero's advice to Casanova.] If you wish your audience to cry, you must shed tears yourself, but if you wish to make… — Giacomo Casanova Copy Share Image
Now as through this world I ramble, I see lots of funny men, Some rob you with a six gun, And some… — Woody Guthrie Copy Share Image
Few comedians can go to their shows and have people yell out bits that they want to hear. It's like going to… — Anjelah Johnson Copy Share Image
The movie cheerfully offends all civilized notions of taste, decorum, manners and hygiene... The movie is vulgar? Vulgarity is when we don't… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
It used to be that in media, Johnny Carson used to be the most important person when he would invite you over… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
“When you lose reasoning you forget humanity, When you forget laughter you lose Divinity. Munindra Misra” — Munindra Misra Copy Share Image
What would a Martian visitor think to see a human being laugh? It must look truly horrible: the sight of furious gestures,… — Marvin Minsky Copy Share Image
If it works, good, if it doesn't, then move on, I will try something else. This is my style of humor and… — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
Comedy is like expensive cheese. Well, it's like cheese, in general. Everybody likes what they like, and everything they don't like, they… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
I've had a wonderful time in 'Foyle's War' and I don't mind being typecast. But I'm not prim. I'm chaotic, happy, and… — Honeysuckle Weeks Copy Share Image
There's not swelling music and emotional scenes in life, and there's not long pauses when you tell a joke for everybody to… — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
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