I think when I started doing stand-up, that's when I really tried to question everything in my belief system which is -… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we've checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist?… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I played an artist in a comedy called 'Rooster.' It was a zany film by Glen Larson, a friend who produced several… — LeRoy Neiman Copy Share Image
“The moment vanity officially leaves your life is when you look down to discover an asslike configuration living where your front pockets… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
Before I started doing stand-up, I never envisioned doing it. I strictly saw myself doing improv and sketch comedy, and then, when… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
Real life doesn't exist on a network television comedy. They just don't let you travel down any road that is presumably 'dark.' — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I have been lucky enough to work in all kinds of comedy. I prefer working with other people. I could never do… — June Whitfield Copy Share Image
I used to take myself very seriously, now it's all just funny. You gotta laugh at yourself. You know, most of the… — Gillian Anderson Copy Share Image
When we make jokes about being lazy, or things that look like we're lazy parents, we don't want to make it appear… — Lucas Neff Copy Share Image
I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I'm beginning to feel that the real endangered species on planet earth are not the whales and the elephants but those of… — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Laughter certainly is very special. Your whole body laughs. Each atom, each cell of your body laughs, participates in it. I have… — OSHO Copy Share Image
I wasn't into making classmates laugh - or any of the comedy cliches. I wanted to disappear. I was a nonentity. I… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm a witty person. To me, a witty person is a funny person who is also a smart person.… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I find it amusing on one level, poignant on another, when people try to get recognition from an outside source. It's sad. — Grace Slick Copy Share Image
...My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
I like to flip flop, but making your days work to find a laugh is a really good way to spend a… — John Cho Copy Share Image
“When you make an embarrassing mistake, learn to let the memories be enough to let you laugh about it today.” — Julieanne O'Connor Copy Share Image
At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The worst question people can ask me is, 'How would I describe my brand of comedy?' I just go, 'Funny.' I like… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
I have an affinity for comedy because I like to watch them. It's an honor to make comedies because I love being… — John Cho Copy Share Image
Modest plainness sets off sprightly wit, For works may have more with than does 'em good, As bodies perish through excess of… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
“I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take… — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
Stand-up came out of three things. Frustration, necessity and arrogance. I didn't have a great career ahead of me in anything. Someone… — Eric Bana Copy Share Image
Someone please return my innocent childhood once again; I have forgotten (that/the) laughter with negligence. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I don't see myself doing any comedies. I like comedies as much as anyone else; I just don't really have a desire… — Brad Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm super happy to say that it's not that hard to write bad stand-up. I guess the trick is to write bad… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
I think politicians and comedians have a lot in common. One is a group of approval-seeking narcissists who will say and do… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
That is Obama's signature move: Invent people who are saying ridiculous things and then encourage the audience to laugh at these made-up… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I don't think any comedy is ever shocking. I don't buy that. That's just what people brand it, when someone is saying… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
You can't teach a person to be funny unless you teach him how to swipe someone else's material. To be a success… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
“Humans are so Funny. So much moralising about words while at the same time thinking it perfectly "moral" to pepper-bomb cities full… — David Icke Copy Share Image
'Tangerine' taught me that if you win an audience over with comedy, then hopefully have a soulful message at the same time. — Sean Baker Copy Share Image
It's okay for me to make jokes about disabled people and people with horrible diseases because they make me uncomfortable, and I… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it...Just be real and it will… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
I've always been interested in socially political, or overtly political, comedy. And I guess I've always liked to channel some kind of… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
The human comedy does not attract me enough. I am not entirely of this world. I am from elsewhere, and it is… — Eugene Ionesco Copy Share Image
