I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
You can bring truth to anything, whether it's a dance movie or an incredibly poignant indie drama or a really broad comedy.… — Josh Peck Copy Share Image
Laughter is more sacred than prayer, dancing more spiritual than chanting mantras, loving existence more cosmic than going to a church. — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
When you do something unusual, the audience doesn't 100 percent know what you're up to in the beginning. And if you're doing… — Greg Daniels Copy Share Image
What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand. — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
Its true that laughter really is cheap medicine. Its a prescription anyone can afford. And best of all, you can fill it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In Germany, you would be hanged if you cracked a joke about Hitler and you would be killed by the state if… — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
The first show that my dad and my mom did together was for, was a comedy series, a short form that went… — Brian Henson Copy Share Image
I think a comedian has a more specific job. Whereas a musician can fall into different categories, you know, of making background… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a funny girl, but I do have a sense of humor because I don't take myself too seriously.… — Stephanie Sigman Copy Share Image
“After tail spinning into chaos, one needs a bolt-hole, to resource and ‘challenge’ oneself, break free from the haunting constrictions, squirrel back… — Erik Pevernagie Copy Share Image
When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do stand up, it's… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a stand-up comedian. I consider myself a performer; a comic as opposed to stand-up comedian. Stand-up comedians stand… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Well, I think that it's good to laugh. And especially when we're investigating these really expansive questions of identity, where we come… — Greta Lee Copy Share Image
“What did Kevin Ye get arrested for anyway? Didn't he steal a car?" "He stole the driver's ed car." I laughed. Then… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
The rejection that we all take and the sadness and the aggravation and the loss of jobs and all of the things… — Marlo Thomas Copy Share Image
We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And… — Jules Renard Copy Share Image
I have a sense of humor; but over the years that sense has developed one blind spot. I can no longer laugh… — Charles Francis Richter Copy Share Image
I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real… — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
That's the beauty of student comedy: you can get all your grotesque, rubbish little ideas on stage. By the time you've left… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I'd like to start trying different fields of work. I don't want to be stuck in just comedy, and I'd be interested… — Nick Robinson Copy Share Image
It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
There's one golden rule to keep before you: laugh about everything and don't bother yourself about the others! — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humour teaches tolerance, and the humorist, with a smile and perhaps… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
But let us laugh carelessly like other men. Let us be timid even among fools. Let us knot silence around our throats.… — Glenway Wescott Copy Share Image
When I watch a comedy that's just hitting you over the head with jokes constantly, some really hit, but if they miss,… — David Walton Copy Share Image
In all the classic comedies of the old silent movies, the pratfall always got the biggest lauch. Even more than a pie… — Ken Berry Copy Share Image
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. — William Arthur Ward Copy Share Image
These days, the House Republicans actually give John Boehner a harder time than they give me. Which means orange really is the… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
I hate that there's such an emphasis on women in comedy. Are women OK? Are they just as funny as men? Yes! — Nicole Byer Copy Share Image
The first time I seen the term lmao used, I thought someone was calling me lame but just miss spelled it. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
I think you're a better comedian when you're in the moment and you're kind of reacting to what's happening like a real… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
The most important thing in comedy - apart from empathy, which I think is important even if disguised - is surprise. I… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I feel like we have so many different ways to express ourselves now, and I relish, I feel very lucky to be… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
I do a lot of public speaking and presentations and I'll always start with a self-deprecating joke to make everybody feel comfortable… — Warwick Davis Copy Share Image
