You can't laugh at the same joke again and again, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and… — Zhat Copy Share Image
The pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
I don't want to be one of them old codgers, 'Oh yes, I went to Australia for the Comedy Festival once... I… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
I would love to do a comedy. The primary thing is complexity. The reason I play so many dark characters is because… — Billy Zane Copy Share Image
I love comedy. I love to make people laugh. (But) anything that's telling a good story makes me happy. So, I just… — Teryl Rothery Copy Share Image
“In certain circumstances, basically shit ones, it’s fight or flight. With Tommy it’s always fright and flight.” — Terry Murphy Copy Share Image
My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Always warm up the audience with a joke…If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that… — Jacob M. Appel Copy Share Image
Laughter to begin with was probably glee at the misfortunes of others. The baring of the teeth in laughter hints at its… — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
It's a tremendous feeling walking on to a set with a live audience and making them laugh, but I love drama, and… — Julia Sawalha Copy Share Image
People ask what my influences are, and for me, it's not always obvious. One of my biggest inspirations was Chrissie Hynde from… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
Voice actors I used to know who were starting out in comedy were guys who did a lot of voices. They were… — H. Jon Benjamin Copy Share Image
I think the way comedy is represented on screen is it's either all fart jokes - and it's just laughter for the… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about, and… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Getting up in front of the toughest crowds, you know, playing pubs in South Armagh - where people didn't necessarily even know… — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
The Edinburgh Fringe is a tough beast and you do whatever you can to get through it. But it's really the worst… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
It's our hope that MySpace Comedy, much like Music and Film before it, will serve as a launch pad for up-and-coming comedians… — Tom Anderson Copy Share Image
There's so much I want to do. I love emotions, I love drama, I love comedy and I also want to take… — Gina Carano Copy Share Image
I think going from laughing to crying to laughing to crying - making those quick turns adds years to your life. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“[The cats] scamper in front of my legs, causing me to fall and face plant into whatever furniture is closest. They especially… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
Oh! a private buffoon is a light-hearted loon, If you listen to popular rumour; From morning to night he's so joyous and… — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
I don't think because a story has humor in it means it's brief. For some reason, people think anything that's 30 minutes… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have dabbled with action, romance, dance, emotion and comedy. I think I've done well in all. It's important to keep doing… — Akshay Kumar Copy Share Image
“4. Ditties of Life – 4.39 HUMANITY & DIVINITY When you lose reasoning you forget humanity, When you forget laughter you lose Divinity. [222] – 4” — Munindra (Munnan) Misra Copy Share Image
One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
“I'd love to do comedy. And I think I have a pretty good sense of comic thing, so I'd really like to… — Emily Perkins Copy Share Image
Talking to stupid people is a lot like playing with a slinky. You might get a little frustrated at first, but you… — Christopher Abraham Copy Share Image
Even in comedies, you've got to feel safe for things to just happen in a way that is natural and free, and… — Richard Gere Copy Share Image
People always come up to me and say, 'you should do standup.' It's nice to discover things about yourself. That keeps everything… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
“[...]or at work when i half-jokingly overshare thoughts about loneliness then laugh to show everyone 'it's okay, really, look how well-adjusted i… — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
I love doing stand-up, and the more you do outside of stand-up to raise your profile, the better your stand-up becomes in… — Erik Griffin Copy Share Image
I don't need therapy. I'm not going to see a therapist; comedy acts as my therapy. I put my problems out there.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
It's quite frightening; the business of trying to be funny is very hairy. In comedy, the potential for humiliation is huge. Trying… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
Hollywood constantly wants to label you and type you into a certain category, 'Oh he's a comedy guy,' or the weirdo character… — Sam Rockwell Copy Share Image
I laughed when I read about being born with two hearts, one of which is devoted only to destroying humanity. — Rachel Klein Copy Share Image
Women respond to comfort and a sense of humor. I was always able to make them laugh, so that helps a lot. — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
I thought that I was going to be a stand-up comedian or an actress. Turns out, I can't act my way out… — Michelle Lujan Grisham Copy Share Image
Ironically, there isn't much comedy film in Britain, which is quite surprising seeing that we're quite good at it. — Alice Lowe Copy Share Image
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