I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so…

I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.

— Paula Deen

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere.

— Colin Baker

Let's stop for a moment to admire the rotating pies.

— David Letterman

I like making pies. I have a bunch of fruit trees in my backyard. My loquat tree sprouted, and I like making loquat pie.…

— Kristen Stewart

I know that I am essentially a sort of fun-loving person who really just wants to sit around and eat pies.

— Nora Ephron

If you come back to me, I'll never leave you", I whispered into the furry ear. "I'll make you all the pies you could…

— Ilona Andrews

I can make cookies and do easy stuff. Pies are very specific and hard to do well though.

— Keri Russell

I get my fingers in all our pies. Before you know it, your little fingers including all your toes are in all the pies.

— Imelda Marcos

Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time. Me (Ilona): ... ~A little later~…

— Ilona Andrews

We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.

— Johnny Carson

I will normally eat about seven or eight mince pies in one sitting. Sometimes, I can get to double figures. My friends, and probably…

— Tamsin Egerton

“A brand new pie is waiting for me each night after work, as if he knows he hit his stride and he is going…

— Ella James

“We have been careless with our pie repertoire. The demise of apple-pear pie with figs and saffron and orengeado pies are tragic losses.”

— Janet Clarkson

You had me at fruit pies

— Bobby Hill

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

— Johnny Vegas