I laughed more in the hospital than I ever have in my life, making fun of all the weird things that were… — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
It is so obvious that when you laugh you get problems that takes your laugh away from you! But I feel if… — Bhargavi Copy Share Image
When an audience is laughing with a character, they make themselves so vulnerable, and they open up. They expose their heart the… — Phoebe Waller-Bridge Copy Share Image
Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
When you're little all the things that are quirky and weird about you and that people laugh at, you find out are… — Macy Gray Copy Share Image
As a comedian, as an entertainer, there's a lot of downtime. Once you can accept that comedy is a marathon, not a… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
At around 19 I realized that I really didn't have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue… — Adam Pally Copy Share Image
“Although Colbert himself would wince at the suggestion, his hilarious act of transgression was a Cooler King moment for the ages, a… — Jeff Gordinier Copy Share Image
I ended up [doing video] meeting Gillian [Grassie] at the same time that we were getting together a book. We ended up… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
What I became a comedian for was to get my art out. To get some of these feelings and things I had… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I don't really know what 'selling out' is exactly. I would sell out if I could, but nobody's buying it. I would… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
When you hear "Seinfield," no one says, "the Jewish comic." You talk about Cedric the Entertainer, you don't say, "African American comedian… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The difference between tragedy and comedy is the difference between experience and intuition. In the experience we strive against every condition of… — Christopher Fry Copy Share Image
“I noticed Xander had subtly adjusted his posture. He slouched slightly to the side, let his head hang, and then looked up… — Adrianne Ambrose Copy Share Image
Ever since the first 'American Pie,' I've always been happy to just have an opportunity, I just didn't think it was going… — Sean William Scott Copy Share Image
I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't; it was the real audience going crazy after everything… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
You can think of Hollywood as high school. TV actors are freshmen, comedy actors are maybe juniors, and dramatic actors - they're… — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
“There is something funny about the human condition, and civilized intelligence makes fun of its own ideas.” — Saul Bellow Herzog Copy Share Image
The themes that make one laugh always stem from poverty, hunger, misery, old age, sickness, and death. These are the themes that… — Mario Monicelli Copy Share Image
After 'Melancholia' and 'On the Road,' I wanted to do a comedy. And I did so many comedies when I was younger,… — Kirsten Dunst Copy Share Image
Laughter is like a fresh new day, each giggle is the dawn of a new morning; brighten up your day and smile… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We've got your back, Ying. So don't go-- losing your head. Just joking!" "I though it was funny. Come here.” — Jeremy Whitley Copy Share Image
I like to smile a lot before going in the car. I make jokes, even on the grid, and then I can… — Romain Grosjean Copy Share Image
Only really good comedies and really good horror movies get a verbal response out of the audience. People will scream. People will… — Fede Alvarez Copy Share Image
A lot about Congress is about forming good working relationships with people, and humor can really help you do that. — Linda Sanchez Copy Share Image
You see a lot of comedic content that's not funny, and you can tell that it's supposed to be funny, but it's… — Jonathan Krisel Copy Share Image
I really don't mind being a comedian because I get the chance to make people laugh and I think that's truly a… — Ali Copy Share Image
“Where do you think Britney Spears would be now if her mum hadn’t pushed her to keep singing at a young age?!”… — Chloe Seager Copy Share Image
Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I'm a very funny person that doesn't get the chance to do a lot of comedy, and the same thing with my… — Malik Yoba Copy Share Image
The type that makes me laugh and cry and scream and double over and dance and walk and spit and live and… — Lori Ann Felker Copy Share Image
There are comedians who focus on everything that is external. They focus on politics and the news, what's going on in that… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Germans try to categorize films: in a comedy, you just laugh and in a drama, you're not allowed to laugh. I don't… — Fatih Ak?n Copy Share Image
it is not every tourist who bubbles over with mirth, and that unquenchable spirit of humor which turns a trial into a… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
“Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you… — Dan Florence Copy Share Image
I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don't get bored being a stand-up comedian. And… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image