Ten comics can say the same joke, and I'm the one who gets called a thief. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Lots of people do stand up shows with no narrative, but I love a beginning, a middle and an end. — Ellie Taylor Copy Share Image
The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent. — Pat Morita Copy Share Image
The space between the tears we cry is the laughter keeps us coming back for more. — Dave Matthews Band Copy Share Image
The only time laughter is wicked is when it is turned against Him Who gave it. — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
As an actor, you don't become Meryl Streep by doing the same type of comedy. You get there by being challenged. — Octavia Spencer Copy Share Image
And I think comedy obviously a great way to get a message out because you know the reason why things are funny… — Laurie David Copy Share Image
It is also important to guard against mistaking for good-nature what is properly good-humor,--a cheerful flow of spirits and easy temper not… — Richard Whately Copy Share Image
I like all kinds of comedy. I like comedy that doesn't talk about real beliefs or serious thoughts, but then I also… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
I feel like you've gotta be able to get up every night in front of a live audience. Whether it's 10 people… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
Life is a like a movie,if u r sad- drma,if u r afraid -suspense.if u r angry action,when u look at mirror-horror,now… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
You don't want to keep on mentioning being blind because it stops being funny - if you are just talking about that,… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
You know, a lot of people come to me and they say, "Steve, how can you be so fucking funny?" There's a… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
If I could go back and talk to the me who was just starting to do comedy, I would have told myself… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
“I will tell him something one of the characters said and I can see he is ready to laugh even before I… — Lydia Davis Copy Share Image
I started to make harder jokes before anyone else did. And the producers would get anxious. They'd say, 'That's a little bit… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I do kind of aspire to do comedy that appeals to a wide range of audiences and doesn't divide people. I never… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I was very serene, and I still am, until I start talking in another voice, then suddenly I have a lot of… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
All the greatest comedians use comedy and humor to release pain and sadness, and I think that instead of wanting to live… — Princess Nokia Copy Share Image
Comedy today is not what it was years ago. It's always changing, in particular to female comics. No longer are certain subjects… — Patrick Stewart Copy Share Image
Humor was an antiseptic that cleaned the deepest of personal wounds. — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I know what people like, and fortunately they seem to share my sense of humor. — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
The world is on fire! And you are laughing? You are deep in the dark. Will you not ask for a light? — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
I'm a farm boy who just wants to have a good laugh in life, with no regrets. — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
Honestly, I have a decent sense of humour with people I am close to. — Anita Hassanandani Reddy Copy Share Image
Don't you know that I laugh because it is my last defense against tears? — Jim Fergus Copy Share Image
I have an aversion to comedy where everybody speaks in punchlines. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Onew hyung usually smiles a lot but when he's serious, I can't stop laughing. — Lee Taemin Copy Share Image
I think Noah Hawley's writing is hilarious, and I love a good dark joke. — Carrie Coon Copy Share Image
I've played farce on the stage, but I have never played any sort of comedy on the screen. — Peter O'Toole Copy Share Image
Everywhere in the world we find the laughing man behind the devil mask — Mattias Konradsson Copy Share Image
When somebody says they're going to knock me out, it just makes me laugh and smile. — Luis Ortiz Copy Share Image
