Comedy Quotes · Page 295

Only Fools' wasn't just a comedy show, it became part of people's lives.

— Paul Whitehouse

The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.

— Anonymous

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

— Drew Carey

Your Pain May Give Laugh To Somebody But Your Laugh Shouldn't Give Pain To Anybody

— Charlie Chaplin

I've had my own comedy series on telly and I know the truth about politics.

— Harry Enfield

If an audience is loud and in a party mode, that's an audience that can absorb comedy.

— Tom Green

Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.

— Raymond Smullyan

I love sitting back and laughing at people who are so caught up in pointless drama.

— Anonymous

People who know me , they know I have a sense of humor, I'm a bit of a joker, a bit of…

— Gary Oldman

I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could say that would make me laugh. Ad-libbing is not the same as entertainment.

— Andy Kindler

I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty…

— Anonymous

I feel like my comedy voice is to take the news and everything that's happening and put a funny spin on it…

— Katherine Ryan

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

— Johnny Vegas

With every film, I try and give the audiences a little more than the previous film in terms of comedy, action, drama…

— Salman Khan

I think you're a comedian as soon as you start. I don't think there's a moment where you become a full comic.

— Ari Shaffir

The people running Silicon Valley are not making the show because they want to do a satire of Silicon Valley. They are…

— Daniel Lyons

I've always taken a lot of cues from comedy minds. The guy that discovered me in the very beginning was Joseph Cates.…

— David Copperfield

I understand why so many female comics quit or change their path, because it is hard. It's hard to be a comedian,…

— Amy Schumer

Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a…

— James Thurber

The problem with a lot of comedy clubs is not that they are a comedy club; it's just the cheesy way they're…

— Todd Barry

“Okay, so how, exactly, did I get into this mess—up onstage at a comedy club, baking like a bag of French fries…

— James Patterson

To die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly. Death freely chosen, death at the right time, brightly and…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

Comedy Central was a great network, but 'Chappelle's Show' took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so…

— Kevin Hart

To go from working with a group of people in a sketch-comedy show on a small network, where it was all about…

— Ken Marino

Too often, these comedy guys now only care about getting on and then getting off and getting rich.

— Mort Sahl

It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.

— Steven Michael Quezada

Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.

— Mark Twain

I've done hip-hop videos, family comedies, a quirky comedy.

— Steve Carr

I really do believe that anything in life, any obstacle or challenge, can be made better with humor.

— Amy Poehler

There is no laughter except that it is eventually followed up with weeping.

— Ibn Sirin

I want to keep all the comedy to interviews and outside-the-ring work.

— William Regal

It's rare in satirical comedy not just to be cynical.

— Josh Widdicombe

I think it's important to go out and gig all over the country, it makes you a better comic.

— Joe Lycett

“Comedy is the finest drug, laughter is the best medicine.”

— D.M. Jarrett

People have always asked, 'Do you prefer comedy or drama?' And my answer is, 'Both, at the same time.'

— Connie Britton

When people dont laugh at my jokes like hahahah it is funny...

— Anthony Barger

I didn't know anything about acting, much less about acting in a comedy.

— Desi Arnaz

Are you stalking me, Mr. Fulton?" The idea both amused and horrified Jazz.

— Barry Lyga

I grew up fascinated with comedy and with people who could capture someone's attention.

— Wendi McLendon-Covey

“When it's sunny, why not spend some time dressing up and go out to have a walk!”

— Tachibana Higuchi