If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
In life, there's a ying and a yang and a balance. And when you don't have balance, you have comedy. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
My job is supposed to be about making whatever I'm talking about funny. — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
One of the pitfalls of a romantic comedy is that you know how it's going to end. — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
“True sense of humour and true, deep happiness never depend on the after effects of destructive vices” — Angelica Hopes Copy Share Image
At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood… — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
You think we're a family,' Cody said, turning back. 'You think we're some jolly, situation-comedy family when we're in particles, torn apart,… — Anne Tyler Copy Share Image
I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
Jokers are the best in the field of pretending. You will never notice the Pain inside of them, unless their tears have… — Ying Copy Share Image
The next time you’re tempted to groan, you might try to laugh instead. It will extend your life and make the lives… — Joseph B. Wirthlin Copy Share Image
Most of what I like doing in performing is connecting with an audience. What's the point of doing standup if you're not… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
Spirituality does not have to be serious. You are spirituality. Fun laughter heal you faster than anything. Introduce fun back into your… — Anita Moorjani Copy Share Image
Don't get me started on BBC salaries. We were never the big league. Situation comedy has always been the poor relation in… — David Jason Copy Share Image
In my late teens, early 20s, when I started stand-up and I was living downtown for the first time, I was deep… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
Kathy Burke has been a real inspiration. I think she's brilliant. I like the fact she doesn't care what she looks like… — Sheridan Smith Copy Share Image
Statistically, I'd say comedy writers are perhaps the sanest category of show people. And why not? They make big money, and although… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
Every American, to the last man, lays claim to a "sense" of humor and guards it as his most significant spiritual trait,… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
'Dating Game' wasn't social commentary, political analysis, Shakespearean-level drama or even blunt-force comedy. It was just the televised equivalent of meeting someone… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
My style can't be held within a pixel medium. Like, it needs to be performed in a living, breathing space. People need… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
Comedy is so subjective. If you trip and fall down, some people will laugh, and some people will say, 'Oh, physical comedy… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
Gummi Bears was actually an adventure comedy. It was great fun, it had this terrific backstory, a show created by Jymn Magon.… — Greg Weisman Copy Share Image
“Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.” — Aniruddha Sastikar Copy Share Image
When you have a writing partner and you're writing a comedy, your goal is to make each other laugh. — Lauren Miller Copy Share Image
Laughter is easier minute by minute, spilled with prodigality, tipped out at a cheerful word. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I think both comedy and dissent are liberating, for the listener as well! — Varun Grover Copy Share Image
The one who laughs when you laugh doesn't always The same one who cries when you cry.. know that... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it. — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
It's not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one's own material. — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
My body has been making women laugh for the last 20 years and I'm happy to continue to oblige. — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
