Comedy always benefits from different points of view and even tension. It can never be satisfied. — Nahnatchka Khan Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when everyone is laughing their ass off& you don't know what's going on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If ridicule were employed to laugh men out of vice and folly, it might be of some use. — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs. — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
“Laughing at those that contradict the majority is the last defense barrier of those that know nothing about life and fear knowing… — Robin Sacredfire Copy Share Image
There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The whole point about laughter is it's like mercury: you can't catch it, you can't catch what motivates it - that's why… — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
The really happy man never laughs - seldom - though he may smile. He does not need to laugh, for laughter, like… — Francis Aveling Copy Share Image
I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
“Someday you'll meet people who are actually on crack and you won't think that's a super funny thing to say.” — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
I never looked at my future as comedy. Even at Second City, I always thought of it as acting. I knew I… — Scott Adsit Copy Share Image
The thing that's changed the way I do my stand-up act is having kids and getting older and wiser and smarter. There… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Spurious prudence, making the senses final, is the god of sots and cowards, and is the subject of all comedy. It is… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“Home. The word circled comfortably in my mouth like bubble gum, swished around sweetly soft and satisfying. Home. Try saying it aloud… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
Really good comedians, you know, when they go on stage, they don't really care what the audience - they're fearless, you know?… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
The comedy on '2 Broke Girls' always comes from a place of love - it's never mean. We're a comedy, and we… — Matthew Moy Copy Share Image