The way I started doing comedy is not a very cool, rock and roll story. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I want to do comedy, I want to do horror, I want to do all these other things. — Bria Vinaite Copy Share Image
Stand-up is dangerous. That's what I like. You're out there on your own. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
What's most interesting to me is when [Tony DiNozzo] is just madly inappropriate. — Michael Weatherly Copy Share Image
If you can't laugh at yourself, you don't deserve to laugh at anybody else. — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
One thing I learned from his holiness the Dali Lama is the importance of humor. — Marina Abramovic Copy Share Image
WARINIG my sense of humor may offend you I suggest you get the fuck over it. — Thewomenizer Copy Share Image
There is this false perception that comedians can never be serious. It's like from like the era of court jesters. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Anything that gets you to release the stress in your life and really laugh is worthwhile. It can heal the planet. It… — Lucie Arnaz Copy Share Image
Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
Comedy Central is what these young people are viewing. The network speaks to their audience, which is saying, 'Give me fast jokes.… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I think if anybody had a roll of dice with a lot of money at stake, they would not want Wes Craven… — Wes Craven Copy Share Image
I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I started out in stand-up when I was 18, which is really masochistic, and I did it really till I started going… — Debra Winger Copy Share Image
Unlike a lot of comics, I didn't care about getting on 'Saturday Night Live.' That show had such history and was so… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
In Edna, I created a satiric portrait of my hometown of Melbourne, a large provincial English city paradoxically in far Southeast Asia.… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um... She announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... She's… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“There was a rare quality about Nurse Grace’s smile. It was the knowledge that sooner or later her smile would inspire some… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
I love comedy. It's something that I think Marvel does so well, and it's one of the reasons I love Marvel so… — Elizabeth Henstridge Copy Share Image
My idol growing up was Charlie Chaplin. I was obsessed with him. I mean, while other kids were watching Jim Carrey and… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
When Scott and I started, every time we performed we wrote a whole new bit. We didn't know this wasn't the way… — B. J. Porter Copy Share Image
“Aye lass,” nodded Gizurr, “you are quite the beauty for sure. I’d certainly offer to buy you a beer or two if… — Jake Adler Copy Share Image
I like when you say something that just hits someone. Even though everybody could be laughing, for some reason that person maybe… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image