In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even… — Steven Hall Copy Share Image
The world would be a better place if people stopped voting for folksy candidates they could have a beer with and started… — Marcus Sakey Copy Share Image
Wishing you barrels of Beer. Wishing you pots of Gold. Wishing you all good luck. Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Nonsense. This is my first beer. Ah only ever moon people sober. Y’ never know what horrible things might happen if’n ya… — Elliott Kay Copy Share Image
It was Saturday late, have you seen my mates, can you tell me when the boys get here? Well, it's seven o'clock… — Elton John Copy Share Image
I think 75% of sports fans just want sports. They want to sit down on their couch... pop open a beer, and… — Clay Travis Copy Share Image
When we show up in a city, we ask, 'Where's the best restaurant? What's the best beer?' You start doing that, and… — Isaac Hanson Copy Share Image
There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Out of nowhere, Valek appeared before me, yelling in my ear, shaking my shoulders. Stupidly, belatedly, I realized he was the drunk.… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
I think the biggest survival instinct that Midwesterners possess is self deprecation, it's almost a Buddha-like sense of humor in anything that… — Amy Pietz Copy Share Image
I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Well I work up Sunday morning, With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt, And the beer I had for… — Kris Kristofferson Copy Share Image
He took a bite, swallowed. "God. If asparagus tasted like that all the time, I'd be vegetarian, too." Some people in a… — John Green Copy Share Image
One would think America big enough to set aside wilderness preserves for the many of our citizens who seek to escape the… — Frank Church Copy Share Image
“Beer was good, too, but its flavor depended on the skill of the craftsman and the tastes the person drinking it. Unlike… — Isuna Hasekura Copy Share Image
Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself… — Ian Woosnam Copy Share Image
Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh. — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
I had my own youth. I had fun playing in the amateurs, going out with my friends on the weekend, drinking a… — Jaap Stam Copy Share Image
I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up. — Ethel Waters Copy Share Image
In Barbados, you have a beer with your food at 8 A.M. on a Saturday morning and basically go on a pub… — Andi Oliver Copy Share Image
Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here's two beers to remember why and three more to… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around… — Jeff Cesario Copy Share Image
“If you ever start thinking that any of them are developmentally more mature than a high school boy, just remember they named… — Kaya McLaren Copy Share Image
And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk… — Al Purdy Copy Share Image
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me… — Justine Bateman Copy Share Image
Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints… — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night — Anonymous Copy Share Image
John and I would go and have a couple of quiet beers, just to sit down and chew the fat. And he'd… — Pete Best Copy Share Image
Don't quote me on this, but if they ever manage to ban beer advertising in baseball you can kiss the national pastime… — Roger Maris Copy Share Image
It may be healthier to eat beer and franks with cheer and thanks, than to eat sprouts and bread with doubts and… — John Robbins Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But… — John Green Copy Share Image
If you want someone to grab a beer with, I may not be that guy. But if you want someone to drive… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings. — W. Arthur Lewis Copy Share Image
Don’t complain about being unable to afford high-quality local food when your grocery cart is full of beer, cigarettes, and People magazine. — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
I'm a big sucker for chocolate, and I love beer, but I can't drink it because it goes straight to my face… — Luke Hemsworth Copy Share Image
I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together! — Dolph Lundgren Copy Share Image
There's something very, very powerful about having a life mate that you are attracted to but then can also have a beer… — Michael Pitt Copy Share Image
