Usually when I see Matthew [McConaughey] at a show, he'll be down in front with his shirt off with two beers just… — Ian Astbury Copy Share Image
Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I love coming to New York. I think I'm going to come really often here. I need to - for the show,… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
It is a growing process. You can't just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the different flavors. — Isaac Hanson Copy Share Image
Going on tour, you don't have a lot of time to mull things over. You're just kind of, "Another beer, another show,… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. — David Gerrold Copy Share Image
We will all look back on the Trump presidency as reporters one day over a beer, and say, we were there, we… — Martha MacCallum Copy Share Image
When I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle… — James Crumley Copy Share Image
Lastly, tea--unless one is drinking it in the Russian style--should be drunk WITHOUT SUGAR. I know very well that I am in… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food… — Brendan Behan Copy Share Image
We know that the adult in a certain sense has an attitude toward life exactly opposite to the attitude of commercials. Commercials… — Robert Bly Copy Share Image
“He smacked his lips, tasting the fifth brand, and holding up the glass looked through the amber at the light. "This is… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
What would they talk about? Hi, my name's Vane and I howl at the moon late at night in the form of… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Brewing is mentioned rarely in accounts of the Industrial Revolution. Temperance pressures meant it was impolitic for brewers to boast of their… — Peter Brown Copy Share Image
This is your heritage,' he said, as if from this dance we could know about his own childhood, about the flavor and… — Justin Torres Copy Share Image
Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be… — Brigit of Kildare Copy Share Image
Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars... — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a… — Eric Burdon Copy Share Image
I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then… — Joe Theismann Copy Share Image
Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When… — Brian O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Lost in my dreams, I somehow cross at the traffic signals, bumping into street lamps or people, yet moving onward, exuding fumes… — Bohumil Hrabal Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes,… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
The mathematician who after seeing Phedre asked: 'Qu'est que ca prouve?' was not such a fool as he has been generally made… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Well, you missed out on some important protocol, Ella. You can't stand between a Texan and his power tools. We like them.… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I am a futility. The life of prayer begins with that. And God is not a comfort, to be offered like Kleenex.… — Tim Farrington Copy Share Image
The feel of the place was deep, the prehistoric heartbeat of the rocks complicating the music, the people bright, all different kinds… — Jason Burke Copy Share Image
Why certainly I'd like to have that fellow who hits a home run every time at bat, who strikes out every opposing… — Danny Murtaugh Copy Share Image
So, I went to Germany and ended up parasailing around this castle. I was in Germany sightseeing, eating Bratwurst and hanging out… — Laura Prepon Copy Share Image
There was a beauty in the trash of the alleys which I had never noticed before; my vision seemed sharpened, rather than… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
Since the outbreak of war, there has been in our country a steady increase in the consumption of spirits, wine and beer.… — William Lyon Mackenzie King Copy Share Image
Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
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