Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
At my house, I have a wine and beer fridge. It's got everything. The beer is at 38 degrees, and the wine… — Molly Qerim Copy Share Image
Keep winning and get to the postseason, I won 20 games and they just dumped one beer on my head. It feels… — Dontrelle Willis Copy Share Image
You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh,… — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
I wasn't really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less. — John Denver Copy Share Image
When you decorate with neon beer lights, it's hard to create a class divide. So, the dive bar is an institution that… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural… — Thomas Frank Copy Share Image
Any group that intends to sell laboratory meat will need to build bioreactors - factories that can grow cells under pristine conditions.… — Michael Specter Copy Share Image
There's a long tradition of teen comedies where the kids are getting drunk on beer and whatever else, so smoking a joint… — James Franco Copy Share Image
One of the reasons I sing so much about smoking or drinking isn't about the addiction, but more so that I'm trying… — Hank Williams III Copy Share Image
I asked these Indians: "Do men ever make Chicha?" My question was met with gales of laughter. The women howled. Bent over… — Alan D. Eames Copy Share Image
I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
It's really difficult working with kids and with babies because they are not cooperative subjects: they are not socialized into the idea… — Paul Bloom Copy Share Image
You have five minutes to call someone, anyone, I don't care who, and order me the finest blend of coffee that rat… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
Golf is whatever you want it to be. If your vision of golf is a turned-out country club with expensive members' rates… — Paul Casey Copy Share Image
How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants… — Mark Burnett Copy Share Image
If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest… — Andrew Ferguson Copy Share Image
Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
After the game, I'm a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off… — Jeremy Shockey Copy Share Image
Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra? — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you're on the road, never take more than four glasses of… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
A teenage taste of beer aside, Mitt Romney does not consume alcohol. Which begs the question, will total abstention put his candidacy,… — Martin Bashir Copy Share Image
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.… — J. P. Donleavy Copy Share Image
I've always just wanted to make people feel something with my music - whether it makes you want to laugh, cry or… — Lainey Wilson Copy Share Image
“Beer has that Olympic medal color,” Rot replied, “but does it have a winning taste? I’d hardly call silver a champion flavor.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
I would be in Italy working on a film, longing for something simple - like, God, I would just kill to be… — Chris O'Donnell Copy Share Image
You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish. — Grant Wood Copy Share Image
If a man ordered a beer milk shake, he thought, he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“What kind of heart does one have to have in order to be able to get rid of these, without regret, as… — Francesca Marciano Copy Share Image
Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how… — Maria Edgeworth Copy Share Image
It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and… — Zoe Saldana Copy Share Image
My beer has been universally well-liked beyond my most sanguine expectations. Cannot serve half my customers, and they are increasing every day. — John Molson Copy Share Image
People come home from work. They want to pop a beer. They want to find out who won a game. And next… — Clay Travis Copy Share Image
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want… — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
