It's easy to forget about the Memphis Grizzlies because, well, they play in Memphis. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Attempting to squash your permeating stench of a loser by bum rushing every girl you come across is a bad look. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Boston is one of the country's more insecure cities and see you it in Celtics fans. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how much game you think you have, no nightclub bartender wants to talk to you. — Sean Evans Bartender Copy Share Image
When 'Hot Ones' is done right, every wing is like a different part of that person's personality. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Our 'Hot Ones' interview show is all about deconstructing celebrities and making them seem like normal people. — Sean Evans Fame Copy Share Image
Bobby Petrino slinks through coaching jobs with the stench and trustworthiness of expired mayonnaise. — Sean Evans Coaching Copy Share Image
When humiliation begets heartbreak, your clothing permeates with a stench of desperation that only women can smell. — Sean Evans Desperation Copy Share Image
Thanks to fantasy football and 'Madden' on Xbox Live there are legions of jersey adorning sports fanatics who think they're equipped to… — Sean Evans Fantasy Copy Share Image
I never really see entertainment as a noble pursuit necessarily, but people really want a sense of normalcy, even if it's being… — Sean Evans Entertainment Copy Share Image
Everybody always wants to make the show 'What's it like to have a beer with that person?' And everyone sucks at making… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If you're entering your first year of higher education, then you also need to prepare for an extreme lifestyle change. Your mom's… — Sean Evans Change Copy Share Image
White dude speed' is the kind of quickness that you see from a guy who's trying to beat the 'Do Not Walk'… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
At 18-years-old, you have no money. You have no game. Your life experience is limited to getting fired from a part-time gig… — Sean Evans Driving Copy Share Image
Title IX is important. Women have made incredible gains in athletics, but does Brittney Griner have a chance in the post against… — Sean Evans Athletics Copy Share Image
Proof of the 'hysterical strength' phenomenon is still hearsay, mostly because it's impossible to recreate those conditions in a lab. That said,… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If your Facebook page has turned into a shrine to your relationship, pet, or newborn, no one will say anything, but all… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If you're curious how Lance Armstrong got away with cheating for 15 years or why Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend went unnoticed for… — Sean Evans Cheating Copy Share Image
Before Julius Erving, being a stylish basketball player meant 13 ounces of pomade in your hair and color coordinating the belt in… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
When Complex hired me, originally I wasn't at First We Feast, I was just like a hired hand for Complex. They'd send… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
The NBA was once a league full of guys who topped out at 5-foot-9, wore belts in their shorts, and reeked of… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
When I'm a little kid watching Chicago Bears games, hot salsa would be on the table and the first time I was… — Sean Evans Chicago Copy Share Image
Not everyone's going to agree to eat chicken wings, that's obviously an enormous catch to our show, that's an enormous ask. It's… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
No athlete entered 2012 with more and left it with less than Lance Armstrong. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If there's one thing Eagles and Giants fans can agree on, it's a mutual disdain for Skip Bayless. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If everybody were to eat the 'Wings of Death,' you'd have a better understanding of them. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Prodigal sons like Barack Obama, Kanye West, and Michael Jordan only come back to Chicago to sell their homes. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If ever there were a case for raising taxes on the wealthy, it's Andrew Bynum. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
You can only be about that Chrysler Town & Country life if you are absolutely compatible with your partner. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
In an age of political correctness, even the most apparent gender assertions are dismissed as ignorance. — Sean Evans Age Copy Share Image
