We've all had classes with a professor so bland and monotone that their lectures sound like Mitt Romney reading 'Paradise Lost' from… — Sean Evans Education Copy Share Image
Fraternities are bizarre because, as a pledge, some clown who wears Hollister & Co. flip-flops exclusively will make you clean his toilet… — Sean Evans Clown Copy Share Image
I was a broadcast journalism major at the University of Illinois, so there's always part of you that thinks you could, or… — Sean Evans Broadcast journalism Copy Share Image
Tim Tebow is the kind of unsung hero we can all root for, an underdog who is all too often ignored by… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
When I'm off the clock, I'm just drinking juice and eating cereal and salads and stuff. If I'm off the clock, I'm… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Hot Ones' is a show that takes a celebrity, which by definition is a person whose lifestyle is unattainable, and then 'Hot… — Sean Evans Celebrity Copy Share Image
I always had dreams that I could be on television. I used to watch 'The Late Show' with my dad, and I'd… — Sean Evans Dad Copy Share Image
As the flagrant foul's official mascot, Anthony Mason had the genteel refinement of an intentional elbow to the eye socket. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
I often hear that those are people's favorite episodes, the ones with people that they don't know. That's the magic of 'Hot… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
When a high-profile celebrity sits down with you for an interview, there's no obligation for them to give you anything. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
The problem with college kids is that they're ignorant to the browbeaten realities of living life in a cubicle and they have… — Sean Evans Education Copy Share Image
I used to love wings. People come up to me and say, 'Hey, you have to try this hot sauce, let's go… — Sean Evans Food Copy Share Image
Once you're past the age of, say, 11, you should stop idolizing athletes. You look ridiculous wearing the jersey of a guy… — Sean Evans Age Copy Share Image
When you decorate with neon beer lights, it's hard to create a class divide. So, the dive bar is an institution that… — Sean Evans Beer Copy Share Image
When you're only source of income is a $20 allowance and you rely on a Razor scooter to get around, life's not… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
There's something about supposed experts making millions of dollars to bark tired sports cliches that makes our blood boil. And it should. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
The prevailing subtext of every dating book is that beautiful women are surpassingly obtainable, so long as you get over the intimidation… — Sean Evans Advice Copy Share Image
We knew James Harden was good. You don't get named to All-Star games and win Olympic gold medals when you play like… — Sean Evans All-star game Copy Share Image
The sixth track on 'Days Before Rodeo' is jet fuel for the soul, the kind of song that could make a middle… — Sean Evans Coffee Copy Share Image
Penny Hardaway has a decided style advantage over other players because he rocked one of the crispiest jerseys in NBA history. — Sean Evans Football Copy Share Image
