It's not easy to embarrass the University of Arkansas. The place is basically a truck stop with a quad. — Sean Evans Arkansas Copy Share Image
I'm not Ryan Seacrest. If I want people to pay attention to me, I have to just eat scorching-hot food. — Sean Evans Attention Copy Share Image
Bjorn Borg has the look of a Scandanavian rock star with the understated charm of a Wes Anderson movie. — Sean Evans Charm Copy Share Image
Relative to the rest of your life, college isn't all that hard. — Sean Evans College Copy Share Image
Dive bars rely on a steady stream of neighborhood regulars to keep their doors open. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
I don't have a ton of talents. I'm not this conventionally attractive TV dude. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
The pool table, like bathroom graffiti and horrible lighting, is a dive bar staple. — Sean Evans Bar Copy Share Image
People who are from Chicago are just funnier than people who aren't from Chicago. — Sean Evans Chicago Copy Share Image
To ask somebody to sit down and watch 30 minutes' worth of an Internet video - on the Internet, that's an eternity. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Never underestimate how profoundly marked biceps and defined traps can improve your personal style, particularly if you spend as much time in… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
The suburban dad is the worst dressed subset in America, which is especially disheartening when you consider the country club's many great… — Sean Evans America Copy Share Image
With 'Hot Ones: The Game Show,' we're excited to flip the script and give everyday people the chance to achieve hot sauce… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Gamers are horrible roommates because they monopolize the TV with something less watchable than 'The Mob Doctor' and, if that wasn't irritating… — Sean Evans Doctor Copy Share Image
No future employer is going to comb your college transcript to see how you fared in Microeconomics 300. In fact, you won't… — Sean Evans College Copy Share Image
In the late '90s and early 2000s, basketball was more about making your defender look stupid than scoring. Seriously. You could miss… — Sean Evans Basketball Copy Share Image
Women who are paid to look hot get hit on all the time, so don't roll up on a restaurant hostess with… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If I'm talking about like the evolution of 'Hot Ones,' when we first started it was not a big hit at all.… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
I remember me and my brother would watch 'Beavis and Butthead' or 'South Park,' but we'd be all secret about it because… — Sean Evans Brother Copy Share Image
Increasingly, I'll see commercials and every fast food chain has the new spicy fries or spicy this or spicy that and I… — Sean Evans Fast food Copy Share Image
It's amazing how quickly a defined jawline can turn your luck around. — Sean Evans Amazing Copy Share Image
Entering a club is an insufferable two-way street and the patrons are just as guilty as the doormen. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
There's not a lot of chefs in the kitchen and very few people are involved in 'Hot Ones.' There's no research team… — Sean Evans Chefs Copy Share Image
When you consider the depths to which major college football coaches are willing to sink in order to protect their programs, Tyrann… — Sean Evans College football Copy Share Image
If you're in public and standing still, don't take a phone call. It's that simple. All you're doing is holding those around… — Sean Evans Conversation Copy Share Image
If LeBron James, Phil Mickelson, or Reggie Bush had to rely on personality to make it in this world, they'd all be… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
We don't really want to be the 'Late Night' of the Internet. We want to have one foot in the mainstream, one… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
It's amazing how one introductory course in environmental science can turn a 20-year-old into an Biofuels expert. — Sean Evans Amazing Copy Share Image
I want 'Hot Ones' to give people that warm, fuzzy, TGIF 'Family Matters' Christmas-episode feeling after they watch it. — Sean Evans Family Copy Share Image
Taking mass transit is an uphill battle and one wrong move can put you on the latest Worldstarhiphop fight compilation. — Sean Evans Battle Copy Share Image
Stadiums are notoriously bad for cell phone reception. Spending the majority of a game trying to post an Instagram'd picture of the… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Preparing America's student loan crippled grads to enter a hopeless and crowded job market is no easy task, which is why we… — Sean Evans America Copy Share Image
It's always annoying to me when I see Nick Cannon on a press appearance and everyone's asking about Mariah Carey. Give this… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
As a general rule, girls at the gym are not interested in a free power clean lesson from some doofus in a… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If you think scrawling your Twitter handle on a bus window with a Sharpie is a worthwhile way to gain followers, your… — Sean Evans Direction Copy Share Image
It's weird, but I'm so empathetic; when I see people dying on hot sauce, I do feel for them. And I'm a… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
For many an awkward, pigeonholed high school kid, the first day on campus is a chance to re-introduce themselves to the world.… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If you want to be universally loved, forget a career in broadcasting. You can't compliment a team without necessarily dissing their opponent. — Sean Evans Career Copy Share Image
Celebrity is this thing that's unattainable. This unattainable lifestyle. This unattainable social status. But there's nothing more commonplace than dying from hot… — Sean Evans Celebrity Copy Share Image
Contending that top-level, male high school basketball players are better than WNBA all-stars, while blatantly obvious, makes us feel uncomfortable to write. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Award shows in general are just lame excuses to stroke the egos of millionaires, but the 'ESPY's' are an especially embarrassing example. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
