The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . . — Harry Gordon Johnson Copy Share Image
Bartender, please fill my glass for me with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after three days in the… — Simon And Garfunkel Copy Share Image
...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here!” — Various Copy Share Image
Comic Sans walked into a bar. The bartender frowned and said, We don't serve your type here. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Why don´t you go back to bartender´s school and take a college course in shut-up? [On being reminded of his age by… — Archie Bunker Copy Share Image
“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Copy Share Image
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor Copy Share Image
Socially, a journalist ranks somewhere between the madam of a whorehouse and a bartender. but spiritually he ranks with Galileo, for he… — Ben Hecht Copy Share Image
“So you’re telling me that intoxicated cowboy is my best hope of getting to Paint River Ranch tonight?” The bartender gave a… — Elizabeth Otto Copy Share Image
“Can I get you a drink?” “Sure. I’ll have a gimlet.” She turned to the bartender. “About a quarter more soda than… — Miranda Liasson Copy Share Image
My mother taught public school, went to Harvard and then got her master's there and taught fifth and sixth grade in a… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
There's been times when I have actually had sex indoors. And then you kind of sober up a little when it's over.… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
“Joe!' he called. 'Hey, honey, can you get the pretty girl a Coke?' 'Only if you stop calling me *honey*,' the bartender,… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
If I go Before I'm old Oh, brother of mine Please don't forget me if I go Bartender, please Fill my glass… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
“I wore my suit and the polka-dot tie. As soon as I spotted Malta Kano, I tried to walk in her direction,… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
The streets of every city in America are filled with men who would pay all the money they could lay their hands… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes." ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't… — Various Copy Share Image
My parents were working class folks. My dad was a bartender for most of his life, my mom was a maid and… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
“He waved irritably at a waiter. There was a small bar in a dark corner of the room, where an old, wizened… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
I’m no part time dilettante photographer, unlike the bartenders, shoe salesmen, floorwalkers plumbers, barbers, grocery clerks and chiropractors whose great hobby is… — Weegee Copy Share Image
It was definitely a very appealing prospect to be in a company, especially as an art student: we had it hammered into… — Noelle Stevenson Copy Share Image
I gave examples from my clinical practice of how love was not wholly a thought or feeling. I told of how that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A dingy emblem on the door depicted a little boy peeing into a pot. The rest of the bar was equally drab… — Robert Liparulo Copy Share Image
“Nick implied the job pays crap, so they can’t expect me to be some sort of art professor, right?” She paused when… — Judith Arnold Copy Share Image
“The whiskey was a good start. I got the idea from Dylan Thomas. He's this poet who drank twenty-one straight whiskeys at… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
“The place smelled of piss and mildew and stale beer. There was something else, too: the acrid sweat of the strung out—a… — Erik Storey Copy Share Image
“Martz: That was my cat. Eli: Fine specimen. Martz: I saw you knock him off the bar. Eli: No. I kind of… — Book of Eli Movie Copy Share Image
“If I weren't so screwed up, I would've sold my soul a long time ago for a handsome man who made me… — Miranda Parker Copy Share Image
At a time when the respectable bourgeois youngsters of my generation were college freshmen, oppressed by simian sophomores and affronted with balderdash… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
There's a bar on top of a really, really high building and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and… — SUPERMAN Copy Share Image
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