Bartender, please fill my glass for me with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after three days in the… — Simon And Garfunkel Copy Share Image
...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“When you’re a bartender you can listen to everyone’s dirt without having to be personally involved.” — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender. — Jonathan Frid Copy Share Image
Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows. -- Dancing Bear — James Crumley Copy Share Image
“It’s all part of the bartender’s creed: make them fresh, make them cold, but most of all, if they’re a little overeager,… — William Lashner Copy Share Image
“E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Don't… — Various Copy Share Image
“Joe!' he called. 'Hey, honey, can you get the pretty girl a Coke?' 'Only if you stop calling me *honey*,' the bartender,… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
If I go Before I'm old Oh, brother of mine Please don't forget me if I go Bartender, please Fill my glass… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
There's been times when I have actually had sex indoors. And then you kind of sober up a little when it's over.… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Socially, a journalist ranks somewhere between the madam of a whorehouse and a bartender. but spiritually he ranks with Galileo, for he… — Ben Hecht Copy Share Image
“So you’re telling me that intoxicated cowboy is my best hope of getting to Paint River Ranch tonight?” The bartender gave a… — Elizabeth Otto Copy Share Image
“Can I get you a drink?” “Sure. I’ll have a gimlet.” She turned to the bartender. “About a quarter more soda than… — Miranda Liasson Copy Share Image
It was definitely a very appealing prospect to be in a company, especially as an art student: we had it hammered into… — Noelle Stevenson Copy Share Image
“I wore my suit and the polka-dot tie. As soon as I spotted Malta Kano, I tried to walk in her direction,… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
The streets of every city in America are filled with men who would pay all the money they could lay their hands… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes." ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't… — Various Copy Share Image
Both of my parents were born into poor families on the island of Cuba. They came to America because it was the… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
The supporting thing can be harder to pop in and out of. The hardest thing is the people who have to come… — Paul Giamatti Copy Share Image
The American dream is about achieving happiness. When you become a fire fighter, a police officer or a teacher or a nurse,… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
Lend's dad, two werewolves, and a vampire. It was like the setup to a bad joke or something. A doctor, two werewolves,… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“The place smelled of piss and mildew and stale beer. There was something else, too: the acrid sweat of the strung out—a… — Erik Storey Copy Share Image
“In Taiwan, where bubble tea was invented, people have been drinking Chinese tea styles with milk since Dutch colonization in the seventeenth… — Ruby Tandoh Copy Share Image
“Ha! Listen, this guy walks into a bar, with a shopping bag, right? He sits down, puts the bag on the bar.… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“The honky-tonk bartender, who doubled as bouncer, waiter, and cashier, was in no mood to compromise. Mercy was not in him. He… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
“Standing at the bar, he watched the bartender pour another shot. He downed it in a single gulp. The alcohol scalded his… — Linda Castillo Copy Share Image
The basic thing is to be humble, and pretend you're a bartender in the tavern of life. Don't get too comfortable and… — James McBride Copy Share Image
“As the bartender struck a match to light her cigarette, she put her hand on his wrist to steady it. Travis saw… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how much game you think you have, no nightclub bartender wants to talk to you. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
I was a bartender for four years, and that was the best training that I had for learning how to approach people. — Maggie Haberman Copy Share Image
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth… — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also can be made by the chef. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school. — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender] — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
![“Both of my parents were born into poor families on the island of Cuba. They came to America because it was the only place where people like them could have a chance.My father was a bartender. And the journey from the back of that bar to the [election 2016], to me, that is the essence of the…” quote by Marco Rubio](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/a47/marco-rubio-355_america_both-of-my-parents-were-born-into-poor-f_944664.jpg)
![“You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender]” quote by Knocked Up (The Movie](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/e08/knocked-up-the-movie-21594_quote_you-re-going-to-be-embarrassed-when-you_977947.jpg)
