Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite… — Bobby Moynihan Copy Share Image
There was a sad fellow over on a bar stool talking to the bartender, who was polishing a glass and listening with… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
From the end of the bar, the bartender threw a sidelong look at him, so Clarence pulled out a broken Bluetooth headset… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
This guitar is such a pal. It's a psychiatrist. It's a doggone bartender. It's a housewife. This guy is everything. Whenever I… — Les Paul Copy Share Image
I've always thought that bartenders and hairstylists would be great interrogators because all day long they have to listen to people talk.… — Joelle Carter Copy Share Image
I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months… — Al McGuire Copy Share Image
“So, what’s it gonna be, boys? We’ve got a new bartender to audition.” Cheers go up all around me. Olivia’s got a… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
With 'Dancing With the Stars,' they have to put you in a category, and I was one of the 'celebrities.' But I'm… — Ariana Madix Copy Share Image
“So, why'd you come back?" " I'm going to kill some people," I tell him. I pour the Jack into the coffee.… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
Tobin," Mom said disapprovingly. She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Club" replies the seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes… — Various Copy Share Image
I was in Athens for a football match when 9/11 went down, and it was quite spectacular - we went into this… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
The bartenders are the regular band of Jack, and the heavenly drummer who looks up to the sky with blue eyes, with… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I think they [TV productions] were just kind of drying up. I'd done a couple of episodes, but nothing was happening. So… — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of those whose… — Jerry Thomas Copy Share Image
I've had a lot of glamour come my way in the last 10 years - you know, movie stars and mansions and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember back in Detroit, I used to go to the Apex Bar every night after I got off work. The bartender… — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
It's true though: time moves in its own special way in the middle of the night," the bartender says, loudly striking a… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the… — Jacqueline Novogratz Copy Share Image
I wouldn't recommend being a musician to anyone. It's not glamorous. It's a lot of being dirty, not eating, playing for five… — Dan Reynolds Copy Share Image
“In a daze, Remi stepped up to the battered old bar, next to Rhys. "What will it be?" the bartender asked Remi.… — J.L. Langley Copy Share Image
“Despite his overtly masculine appearance, his reserve suggested he would be the type to order a glass of milk at the bar.… — Tessa Bailey Copy Share Image
Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got… — Carre Otis Copy Share Image
Was at a wedding recently & the preacher told everyone to stand next to the one that made your life worth living.… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I believe that in your heart you already know something is profoundly wrong. When bartenders are responsible for drunk drivers' acts, and… — Charlton Heston Copy Share Image
“four-foot-tall superheroine, the ten-year-old avatar of Death, and a cyborg fox walk into a bar. The bartender said nothing. He did look… — Richard Roberts Copy Share Image
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Handsome guy, Victor, in a brutal, black-Irish way. Like most New York bartenders, he was really an actor, or was it the… — John Crowley Copy Share Image
“A bartender by trade, a loud mouth by choice, and a necromancer by chance, she’s managed to keep her nasty habit of… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
A Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and a Muslim mullah all walk into a bar, and the bartender says: - What is… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
If you have to signal a bartender to get a drink, then they're not looking at you, which is their problem. They're… — Jon Taffer Copy Share Image
Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to… — Les Paul Copy Share Image
“There was Bartender Boy, but he wouldn't get off until well after 2 A.M. I was a nervous wreck already, so if… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I feel lucky. I do love it, mostly. At college I had it in my heart that I wanted to be a… — Lauren Groff Copy Share Image
“I was not a face. I was tired of being called pretty. I was tired of people seeing my potential. I could… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit,… — Martin Fillmore Clark Copy Share Image
There's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
They made it to the middle class, my dad working as a bartender and my mother as a cashier and a maid.… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
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